If that isn’t liquefied Jell-O in the bottle then I don’t know what to believe anymore.
Sure, your Clydesdale can bring you beer, but can it adorably ask “Are we there yet?” from the backseat?
When life gives you lemons, smash then against a tree stump with your backside.
These guys are gonna keep staring at you if you keep staring at them. Your move.
This pony-riding poodle laughs at your smartphone dexterity.