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    Essential Mini Ponies In Cars

    Sure, your Clydesdale can bring you beer, but can it adorably ask "Are we there yet?" from the backseat?

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    Before we get into this, pop on some Gary Numan.

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    For years now, dogs have had a monopoly on life-changing car window experiences. Who says tongue-wagging mini ponies can't in on this action?

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    Like, even if the window is open a crack, your mini pony will at least try to get his awesome bangs out into the breeze. Dogs have taught them well.

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    Here's video of that last little guy in case you thought I elaborately Photoshopped it for this piece.

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    And it isn't like mini ponies hang out exclusively in grocery-getters and family cars. Sometimes your mini pony might have the need for speed. Driving with hooves can be a problem in race cars, so they enjoy shotgun when they get the chance.

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    MY MINI PONY HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S A-L-M-O-S-T O-N T-H-E O-S-C-A-R M-A-Y-E-R W-I-E-N-E-R-M-O-B-I-L-E.

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    They don't even take up an entire seat. Can you imagine a clown car full of mini ponies? I'd explode out of sheer joy.

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    Even when leaving a car, mini ponies give off an aura of "yeah, I was just in there."

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    See?

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    Mini ponies have been known to take impulse trips to McDonald's. CAN I GET A HAY-MBURGER?!

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    I'm in love.

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    Even if your mini pony has a little more junk in the trunk, a van can be a fantastic pony ride. Literally every mode of transportation gets better with these adorable critters.

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    Unless you try to smuggle one to Guatemala on a plane. The only acceptable means of mini pony flight is first class with nonstop sugar cubes delivered to his seat.

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    Trucks? Trucks are like cars. You can even keep your mini pony in the cab on a Wal-Mart trip, because he's fun-size.

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    Or, y'know, just back in the bed, flying down the highway so your mini pony can look as majestic as possible.

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    Come on, it's pretty much guaranteed that this guy is getting in that truck bed. Do you see the intricate tailgate?

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    When I moved to New York City years ago, I traded in my car for a subway card. The only way that trade pays dividends is if a mini pony trots on at some point.

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    Mini ponies make incredible service animals. I bet this one could tell if the D was running local or express through Park and South Slopes late night. NYC JOKE!

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    So if the subway is your car, make sure your mini pony is always at your side.

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    Always remember to grab your keys and mini pony before heading out for a drive, you're likely to have a way more exciting time than if you only grabbed the keys.

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