1. Shia LaBeouf and his incredulous grin. bitchdujour.com / Via Bitch Du Jour That "whatever man" half-smile is the clincher. 2. Bruno Mars smiling his way through it all. wordpress.com / Via Global Grind Easy, breezy, Bruno Mars. 3. Reese Witherspoon serenely taking it all in. papermag.com / Via Paper Mag Talk about finding your zen. 4. Nicole Richie giving you a red carpet worthy double whammy. azweird.com / Via AZWeird The posing is perfect. Both times. 5. David Bowie with his retro mugshot. blogger.com / Via Daisies and Dash 70s celebrity IDGAF-ness from a rock icon. 6. Khloe Kardashian and her sassy glare. hollyscoop.com / Via Hollyscoop Khloe is posing but all she can think is "How many scenes of our 12 reality shows do I have to film tomorrow?" 7. Paris Hilton and her knack for the carefree mugshot. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com / Via Tumblr You can almost hear her say "That's hot" as she takes every shot. 8. Michael Jackson and his "Dont mess with me" stare. pbs.twimg.com / Via Twitter / @TheRichardEric That icy glare is pretty intimidating.