1.
When someone asks if anyone wants to play Uno:
2.
But then they have all these extra house rules that nobody has ever heard of before:
3.
When the person dealing clearly does not know how to shuffle cards correctly:
4.
When you yell out "UNO!" then you get a +4 card to the face a half-second later:
5.
When you're digging for cards and end up getting the exact card you need to take your revenge:
6.
When the whole table turns their sights on one player in particular and WRECKS them with "Draw Two" cards:
7.
When someone makes the color green, but all you have is blue cards:
8.
And then when you realize that they did it intentionally because they caught a glimpse of your hand:
9.
When the circle changes direction, but it doesn't really matter because your hand is shit and you still don't have anything to play:
10.
When you forget to say "Uno" and nobody notices:
11.
When you hide your cards under the table just to make everyone mad:
12.
When you pick up your cards in a
tight little pile to cover the tracks:
13.
When your strategy pays off and someone calls you out for not saying "Uno" but you've actually got a few cards, so they miss a turn.
14.
When someone hits you with a "Skip" card, but you also have one.
15.
When someone tries to call you out like A THOUSAND YEARS after you say "Uno" and insists you draw two cards.
16.
When you try to pass off a 6 as a 9 (or a 9 as a 6) to get through your hand quicker.
18.
Finally, when you finish first, and the rest of the table takes forever to get through their hands.
