Jack Donaghy’s Likes & Dislikes

Jack didn’t make it to the top being wishy-washy. See what makes the cut in his own divine words.

1. Like: Business Drunk

“Well, it’s business drunk. It’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.” - Jack Donaghy

2. Dislike: Hippies

“We need to get these guys! Don’t you know the Postmaster General?” - Liz Lemon
“I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I’d return Joan Baez’s phone calls.” - Jack Donaghy

3. Unsure: Gym Drunk

“Weird… in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.” - Jack Donaghy

5. Like: Looking Thoughtfully out windows

“That is actually my thoughtful window staring place. Visitors can go over here.” - Jack Donaghy

6. Like: Tuxedos

“It’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?” - Jack Donaghy, on why he is wearing a tux.

7. Dislike: Children

“What have children ever done for us?” - Jack Donaghy
“Well, they make our shoes and wallets.” - Kenneth Parcell

8. Like: Cookie Jars

Liz Lemon: “What’s with the cookie jar?”
Jack: “I collect them.”
Liz: “Really, is that some kind of unresolved childhood thing?”
Jack: “Nice try. We never had any cookie jars in my home because my mother never baked us any cookies because she never felt we deserved any cookies so obviously it has nothing to do with my childhood.”
Liz: “But that cookie jar says ‘Mom’ on it.”
Jack: “I don’t think so. I’ve always viewed it as an upside down ‘wow.’”

9. Dislike: Therapy

“When you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men’s club, and you take that problem and crush it with your mind vise. But for lesser beings like curly-haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.” - Jack Donaghy

10. Like: Reaganing

“Jack: Making through a full 24 hours without a single misstep is called Reaganing. The only other people who have ever done it, Lee Iacocca, Jack Welch, and—no judgment—Saddam Hussein.” - Jack Donaghy

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