1. Like: Business Drunk
“Well, it’s business drunk. It’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.” - Jack Donaghy
2. Dislike: Hippies
“We need to get these guys! Don’t you know the Postmaster General?” - Liz Lemon
“I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I’d return Joan Baez’s phone calls.” - Jack Donaghy
3. Unsure: Gym Drunk
“Weird… in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.” - Jack Donaghy
4. Dislike: Circuses That Use Animals
“Circuses deny animals everything that is natural and important to them. As long as circuses continue to use elephants, these intelligent beings will continue to experience enormous suffering.” - Alec Baldwin.
5. Like: Looking Thoughtfully out windows
“That is actually my thoughtful window staring place. Visitors can go over here.” - Jack Donaghy
6. Like: Tuxedos
“It’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?” - Jack Donaghy, on why he is wearing a tux.
7. Dislike: Children
“What have children ever done for us?” - Jack Donaghy
“Well, they make our shoes and wallets.” - Kenneth Parcell
8. Like: Cookie Jars
Liz Lemon: “What’s with the cookie jar?”
Jack: “I collect them.”
Liz: “Really, is that some kind of unresolved childhood thing?”
Jack: “Nice try. We never had any cookie jars in my home because my mother never baked us any cookies because she never felt we deserved any cookies so obviously it has nothing to do with my childhood.”
Liz: “But that cookie jar says ‘Mom’ on it.”
Jack: “I don’t think so. I’ve always viewed it as an upside down ‘wow.’”
9. Dislike: Therapy
“When you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men’s club, and you take that problem and crush it with your mind vise. But for lesser beings like curly-haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.” - Jack Donaghy
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