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Which Decade Do You Actually Belong In?

Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.

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  1. Choose a TV show.
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    Frasier
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    Stranger Things
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    Mad Men
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    Yuri!!! On Ice
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    This Is Us
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    Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta
  2. Choose an animal.
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    Puppy
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    Kitten
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    Cockatiel
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    Bunny
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    Sloth
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    Panda
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  3. In John Cougar Mellencamp’s 1982 smash hit “Jack & Diane,” he sings that Diane is “suckin' on A chili dog outside the Tastee-Freez.” Why do you think she is SUCKING on the chili dog?
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    This is just how John Cougar Mellencamp eats hot dogs. If you were to hand him one, he’d just start…sucking…on it.
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    Diane loves chili but hates hot dogs, so she’s sucking chili off the hot dog and will discard the rest.
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    Mellencamp was not aware of more sensible word options, such as “chomping,” “snacking,” “munching,” “chowing,” or “eating.”
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    This is a reasonable strategy for consuming a chili dog! She’s chewing it, but also sucking a bit to capture the sloppy dripping chili.
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    This is a truly disgusting euphemism for oral sex.
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    Mellencamp is trying to tell us that his characters are blithering idiots who can’t even eat a chili dog properly.
  4. What do you think is the best kind of chili?
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    Chili Con Carne
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    Texas Red (No Beans)
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    Vegan Three-Bean Chili
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    Chicken Chili
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    Turkey Chili
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    I hate chili in all its forms
  5. If you were making a movie based on John Cougar Mellencamp's song "Jack & Diane," which of these actors would you cast to play Diane?
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    Anna Taylor-Joy
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    Gina Rodriguez
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    Jameela Jamil
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    Letitia Wright
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    Saoirse Ronan
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    Madelaine Petsch
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  6. OK, and given these options, who would you have play Jack?
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    Cole Sprouse
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    Ansel Elgort
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    Manny Jacinto
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    Michael B. Jordan
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    Steve Buscemi
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    Timothée Chalamet
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  7. If you were gonna eat a chili dog, how would you do it?
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    I would suck on it, OBVIOUSLY.
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    I would chop it up and eat it with a fork.
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    I would put it in a blender and then drink it as a meaty smoothie.
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    I would eat each element separately — first the chili, then the bun, and save the frankfurter for last.
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    I would have my partner chew it up and then spit it into my mouth, as if I were a baby bird.
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    I would eat it like a normal human being, OK?
 
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