What Kind Of Alien Are You?
You're all about connecting with other people and being in touch with a higher power. You care a lot about nature and being part of something bigger than yourself.
You're very sweet and kind, but sorta awkward and weird. You're great with kids.
You're very sarcastic and funny, and generally like to relax and take it easy. You love to read and value knowledge, though you're somewhat superstitious. You love to eat cats.
You have a lot of very big goals, but are generally too wrapped up in wacky hijinks to actually achieve any of them. Maybe you should focus more on smaller pleasures, like, say, refereeing basketball games.
You have a generally low opinion of humanity and love to laugh at their foibles and misfortunes. You'd love to take over the world, but never seem to get around to it.
You're very sneaky and have a very questionable sense of morality. You're very good at fitting in with a crowd, but even when you're part of a bigger group you're always looking out for yourself.
You like feeling like you're part of something bigger than yourself. You're very loyal and obedient, and will do anything necessary for the greater good. You may be terrified of women with red hair.
The whole world is a big game to you, and you're the best player there is. You are utterly ruthless in pursuit of your goals.
Congratulations! You are one of a race of reptilian aliens who have infiltrated the human race, and have taken over governments, businesses, and cultural institutions from within.
A Yoda you are! Much wisdom, you have. Prefer peace and solitude, you do. Adventure. Excitement. You crave not these things.
You're cool and unpretentious, and extremely loyal to your friends and family. You have a lot of talents, and you're generally a helpful person to have around.
You're a creature full of burning, mindless rage. All you care about is EXTERMINATING everything you hate, and you hate pretty much everything.
You're smart, noble, and strong, and you try to make the most of your special talents. You're friendly and popular, but still often feel lonely and isolated.
You're intelligent and endlessly curious, but also quite aloof and mysterious. You're rather shy and tend to avoid the spotlight.
You are a terrifying, unknowable creature focused entirely on the propagation and survival of your species. You will do whatever it takes to achieve your goals.
You're very proud and strong, but have some issues dealing with your anger. You're not known for getting along with everyone, in part because you refuse to make compromises.
You're extremely intelligent, but very cold and aloof. You are very loyal to your friends and are always trying to do the right thing, but could stand to lighten up a bit.
You're extremely intelligent and friendly, and always do your best to help other people. You are prone to bouts of depression and sometimes make very reckless decisions.