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Just to watch it splatter all over their dumb face.

Which Foods Would You Throw At Someone You Dislike?

Would you throw a tomato at someone who was a total douche?

Would you throw black grapes at someone who made fun of your mom?

Would you throw white grapes at someone who made fun of your dad?

Would you throw a cream pie at a total jackass?

Would you throw spaghetti at your rival?

Would you throw hot dogs at a doofus?

Would you throw a huge bowl of pudding at someone who had it comin'?

Would you throw a head of iceberg lettuce at a despicable goon?

Would you throw a big bowl of chili con carne at a total creepazoid?

Would you throw a handful of clementines at someone who embarrassed you in front of all your friends and colleagues?

Would you throw one of those weird black Whoppers from Burger King at some insufferable dweeb?

Would you throw an entire thing of seven-layer dip at some creepy dude?

Would you throw beans at someone who wronged you?

Would you throw a whole prime rib of beef at someone who picked on you when you were a kid?

Would you throw an entire wedding cake at someone who shamed you and your family?

Would you throw a Thanksgiving banquet at some dickface who just didn't know when to stop?

Would you throw a bowl of hot fondue at someone who insulted you in an extremely crude way?

Would you throw a potato at a bad politician?

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