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1. What is your first impression of this magazine name?
They're bragging about how much money they're making off farming.It's just like "yup, we definitely know how to grow our crops."It's a magazine that teaches you how to get rich off farming.It's for farmers who are struggling to survive in a difficult marketplace. -
2. And what do you think this title means?
This magazine is ONLY for babies from America.Awww, yeah! AMERICAN, BABY!This is a magazine about the special babies of America.This is the American edition of Baby Magazine. -
3. What's your immediate response to the name of this magazine?
This magazine will improve your home and garden.This magazine is for people who have better homes and gardens than you.This magazine is for rich people who want to brag about their homes and gardens.This magazine will give you ideas for the homes and gardens you will own someday. -
4. What do you think when you see this magazine name?
This will teach me how to make beautiful, useful things."Fine, if you don't like it, make it yourself!"This is a magazine for people who have to make things themselves because they don't have money to buy real things.This is a magazine for people who take pride in DIY projects. -
5. And what about this one?
This is for classy people who enjoy wine.This is a magazine for people who just like to watch people drink wine.This is a magazine for people who try to make money selling vintage bottles of wine on the secondary market.This is a magazine that will help me better appreciate wine. -
6. What's your gut reaction to this title?
This is a magazine about delicious food.This is a magazine that will make me feel bad about all the junk food I eat.This magazine will show me how to eat good, healthy food.This is a magazine for vain people who are overly concerned with their health. -
7. OK, how about this one?
This is a magazine for people who are looking forward to retiring and living a life of leisure.This is a magazine for people who will die soon.Ugh, what if I never have enough money to be able to retire??I hope I live long enough and have enough money to live a chill lifestyle like this. -
8. Who is this magazine for?
People who enjoy living on the waterfront.People who can afford living on the waterfront.People who think they're so much better than everyone who lives in the middle of the country.People who have beautiful homes. -
9. One more! Who would read this magazine?
Misogynist creeps.Total pervs.People with a weird sense of humor.Girls who enjoy corpses.
