23 Things To Do Before The World Ends On Sept. 23, 2015
Let's get ready for the
End of Days. by , ,
Did you know that the world is
going to end on Sept. 23, 2015?
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Also, French Foreign Affairs Minister Laurent Fabius, a member of the Bilderberg Group, proclaimed on May 13, 2014, that the world had
"500 days to avoid climate chaos." 500 days from May 13, 2014, is Sept. 24, 2015.
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And it all lines up with the fourth of the "blood moons," which
many believe to be a sign of the end times.
So clearly, we only have a few weeks before the apocalypse! Here's some stuff you can do in the meantime.
Identify all things that either are or are not problematic about Miley Cyrus.
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Start wearing expensive brightly colored sneakers and insist on referring to them as "kicks."
Stop using shampoo and start washing with diluted vinegar.
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Eat two bananas in one day.
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Experiment with lucid dreaming.
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Arrange some olives in a dish in case company drops by.
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See the world's biggest ball of twine.
Figure out if your Sears gift card also works at Kmart.
Pickle something that
isn't a cucumber.
Get waaaaaaaay into CrossFit.
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Read the manga of
Dragon Ball so you can compare it to the anime.
Befriend a horse.
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See what this "Netflix and chill" thing is all about.
Get really passionate about Negronis.
Finally get around to listening to some jazz.
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Find out why everyone's so excited about kale.
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Look forward to basking in the eerie crimson glow of the coming blood moon.
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Enroll in an adult education course and learn how to code.
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