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Here he is! The sexy man you love: Chamming Tastum!
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Chatting Tomtom says "Hello, I'm Chanting, how are you?"
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Chauncey Taters is an actor who has been in several movies including White House Down, in which he portrayed legendary musician John Cale.
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But you no doubt know Calming Talcum for his ultra sexy role as "Mike" in all 25 of the Magic Mike movies.
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Whoa, hey there Chumbing! Almost lost ya there! ;)
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Here's Chunchun Tuntun at a movie premiere. He sure cleans up nice!
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But we know y'all prefer Charmin Tampon when he's down and dirrrrrrty!
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And you like it even better when you can get a good look at Canning's sweet rear end!
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Look at it go! Chantal Teetum is truly #blessed
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Changeling Tulpa has many celebrity friends. Here he is with The Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon doing their famous "sleep reading" dance routine.
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Chugging Turmeric also loves to pose with his fans. What a nice guy!
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But you didn't come here to see Chutney Tantrum pose with randos, right? You want to see him pretend to be a sex chair!
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You want to see Chubrub Thumbthump be sassy and free!
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You want to see Chunkling Tülguus eat pizza with a cat!
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You want to zoom in close on Children Talking's face and get up in there, like you're about to kiss those wet, flapping lips for real.
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You want to touch Changing Totem's gorgeous, muscular tongue with your smaller, weaker tongue.
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You want another look at Chomping Taco's shapely caboose.
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But nothing can last forever. It's time for this tribute to Chumbawamba Tubthumping to end!
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Crumbling Tugboat is just as upset about this as you are!
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See ya later, Chooglin' Potato!
