Can You Tell Which Ridiculous Character Names Are Real?

Would a respected action star ever play a dude named Dink Heimowitz? You may be surprised.

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  1. 1. Did Arnold Schwarzenegger actually play a dude called Gordy Brewer?

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    Yes, he did.
    No, he didn't.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He played Gordy Brewer in the 2002 movie "Collateral Damage."

    He played Gordy Brewer in the 2002 movie 'Collateral Damage.'
  2. 2. Has Ryan Gosling ever played a man called Shred Wooster?

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    Yes, of course.
    No, he would never do that.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ryan Gosling has never played a character with an interesting name.

    Ryan Gosling has never played a character with an interesting name.
  3. 3. Was Mark Wahlberg in a movie where he played someone named Bob Lee Swagger?

    Yes, definitely.
    No, that is such a dumb name.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That was his character in the 2007 movie "Shooter."

    That was his character in the 2007 movie 'Shooter.'
  4. 4. Has Ben Affleck ever portrayed a man called Ollie Trinke?

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    Yes, why not?
    No. No, no, no.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That was his role in 2004's "Jersey Girl."

    That was his role in 2004's 'Jersey Girl.'
  5. 5. Has Michael Fassbender ever played someone named Holger Von Kleinschmidt?

    Yes, that seems reasonable.
    No, that's a bit *too* German.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Way too German. He has self-respect.

    Way too German. He has self-respect.
  6. 6. Has Bruce Willis played a character named Dink Heimowitz?

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    Yes, because why would he not?
    No, because that name is a little too...dinky for a guy like Bruce Willis.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He played Dink in "Lay the Favorite," a fairly obscure movie from 2012.

    He played Dink in 'Lay the Favorite,' a fairly obscure movie from 2012.
  7. 7. Did Samuel L. Jackson ever play someone called Zeus Carver?

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    Sure.
    Nah.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That was his character in "Die Hard With A Vengeance"

    That was his character in 'Die Hard With A Vengeance'
  8. 8. Has Benicio Del Toro played a man named Ronaldo Jimjackery?

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    Yeah, and it was weird.
    No, that is too weird.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No one would name a character "Ronaldo Jimjackery."

    No one would name a character 'Ronaldo Jimjackery.'
  9. 9. Has Matt Damon starred in a movie as a man named Edgar Pudwhacker?

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    Yes, and what's wrong with that?
    No, shut up, that name is too stupid.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That was his small roll in the 1995 Ben Affleck movie "Glory Daze."

    That was his small roll in the 1995 Ben Affleck movie 'Glory Daze.'
  10. 10. Has Denzel Washington ever been in a movie as a dude called Brock Puehck?

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    Yeah, and he was awesome.
    No, get real, that never happened.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Never happened.

    Never happened.
  11. 11. Did John Cusack ever star in a movie as Hoops McCann?

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    Yeah, probably.
    No, he doesn't seem like a guy who is good at basketball.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That was his lead role in the 1984 movie "One Crazy Summer."

    That was his lead role in the 1984 movie 'One Crazy Summer.'
  12. 12. Did Harrison Ford ever play a guy named Woodrow Dolarhyde?

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    Yes, but probably later in his career when people weren't paying much attention.
    No, he only plays guys with cool names like Han Solo and Indiana Jones.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That was his part in the 2011 flop "Cowboys & Aliens."

    That was his part in the 2011 flop 'Cowboys & Aliens.'
  13. 13. Has Benedict Cumberbatch played a dude named Sir Nigel Tiddlywinks?

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    Yes, because he is British.
    No, because noooooooo.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Please.

    Please.

Can You Tell Which Ridiculous Character Names Are Real?