Can We Guess Your Darkest Secret?
But you look amazing!
The sick thing is that you have everyone fooled. But you know the truth, and it burns.
Like, maybe you think she's OK, but you're just not really into her. But you can't let the Beyhive know you feel this way. You know what happens to infidels.
You do your best to make it seem like you've seen it, like a normal person. But you know better. Sometimes people see through your deception, like when you see a GIF of Lindsay Lohan in the movie, and go "Oh, I love Emma Stone."
Your secret is safe with us. Thank you for protecting this city, Batman.
That thing you do that you thought was sex? Nope. They lied to you.
This could say anything. Gleeple bloop doop romp a bomp, fling Schwarzenegger cauliflower pentagonal. How would you even know?
You shouldn't be ashamed of this. You have nothing to hide. You are a very smart potato.