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Can We Guess Your Darkest Secret?

You are over 100 years old

The sick thing is that you have everyone fooled. But you know the truth, and it burns.

You didn't wash your hands

Like, maybe you think she's OK, but you're just not really into her. But you can't let the Beyhive know you feel this way. You know what happens to infidels.

You don't like Beyoncé

You don't like baby animals

You do your best to make it seem like you've seen it, like a normal person. But you know better. Sometimes people see through your deception, like when you see a GIF of Lindsay Lohan in the movie, and go "Oh, I love Emma Stone."

You've never seen Mean Girls

Your secret is safe with us. Thank you for protecting this city, Batman.

You are Batman

That thing you do that you thought was sex? Nope. They lied to you.

You've never actually had sex

This could say anything. Gleeple bloop doop romp a bomp, fling Schwarzenegger cauliflower pentagonal. How would you even know?

You can't read

You shouldn't be ashamed of this. You have nothing to hide. You are a very smart potato.

You are a potato pretending to be human

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