Plan A Day Off And We'll Guess Your Age And General Location

What time are you going to wake up?

6 a.m.

7 a.m.

8 a.m.

9 a.m.

10 a.m.

11 a.m.

12 p.m.

1 p.m.

Now that you're awake, what will you do first?

Go for a run or hit the gym

Drink some coffee

Get some breakfast

Go right back to sleep

Masturbate or have sex

Smoke some weed

Take a shower and get dressed

Scream

What's next?

Get some excercise

Eat some food

Go to the bathroom

Check up on news and social media

Gobble up a big bowl of psilocybin mushrooms

Pack your bags with everything you need, and then burn your home to the ground before heading to the airport

Watch some TV

Do some errands

What do you do now?

Read a book, or maybe watch some TV

Enjoy a nice hot cup of ayahuasca

Go for a walk

Go to the bathroom

Go to the airport and get a one-way ticket to some place you've never been, where you don't know anyone

Go to a nearby cafe and enjoy a nice meal by yourself

Go on a vandalism spree in a neighboring town

Go to work even though this is supposed to be your day off

OK, what now?

Gonna hit the gym, maybe pump some iron

Enjoy a large Spanish lunch with several friends, followed by a short nap

Drive to the nearest body of water, get out of the car, and just stand near the water's edge, staring off into the middle distance

You know what? It's time to adopt a pet wolf

Take a few tabs of LSD

Watch some TV

A snack would be nice

Cry

What do you want to do next?

Eat an entire pizza

Masturbate or have sex

Watch some TV

Just sit there for a while, maybe take a nap

Yoga

Go to a shopping mall and just kinda...prowl

Ketamine would be lovely right about now

Get naked and just hang out for a while

And now?

Text everyone you have ever dated or even tried to hook up with and just be like "U up?"

Enjoy a nice dinner with a friend at a good restaurant

Slam-dunk a football just to prove it can be done

See what happens when you swallow a handful of pills from a vial labelled "assorted mystery drugs"

Go to the movies

Go to the nearest beach, build an effigy of someone who has wronged you, and light it on fire as the sun goes down

Hmmm, how about some karaoke?

Eat an entire cheesecake by yourself

The day's winding down. What now?

Watch some TV

Go to an EDM show, take a bunch of Molly, and DANCE DANCE DANCE

Visit the grave of your fallen mentor and vow to avenge their death

Ice cream would be nice

Masturbate or have sex

OH MY GOD I FORGOT MY KIDS WHERE ARE MY KIDS MY BABIES MY BABIES

Snort a few lines of cocaine with some loved ones

How will this day off end?

Go to sleep on the early side

A visit to my local sex dungeon, obviously!

Eat a hot dog on the porch

A duel to the death with Zark Neeblo, the bastard who killed your master

Masturbate or have sex, fall asleep shortly afterward

Puking in an Uber before passing out

Frantically catching up on work so you're not totally swamped the next day

Find your babies, somehow

Check in on that person you've been catfishing before catching some z's

Plan A Day Off And We'll Guess Your Age And General Location

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