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Go for a run or hit the gymDrink some coffeeGet some breakfastGo right back to sleepMasturbate or have sexSmoke some weedTake a shower and get dressedScream
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Get some excerciseEat some foodGo to the bathroomCheck up on news and social mediaGobble up a big bowl of psilocybin mushroomsPack your bags with everything you need, and then burn your home to the ground before heading to the airportWatch some TVDo some errands
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Read a book, or maybe watch some TVEnjoy a nice hot cup of ayahuascaGo for a walkGo to the bathroomGo to the airport and get a one-way ticket to some place you've never been, where you don't know anyoneGo to a nearby cafe and enjoy a nice meal by yourselfGo on a vandalism spree in a neighboring townGo to work even though this is supposed to be your day off
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Gonna hit the gym, maybe pump some ironEnjoy a large Spanish lunch with several friends, followed by a short napDrive to the nearest body of water, get out of the car, and just stand near the water's edge, staring off into the middle distanceYou know what? It's time to adopt a pet wolfTake a few tabs of LSDWatch some TVA snack would be niceCry
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Eat an entire pizzaMasturbate or have sexWatch some TVJust sit there for a while, maybe take a napYogaGo to a shopping mall and just kinda...prowlKetamine would be lovely right about nowGet naked and just hang out for a while
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Text everyone you have ever dated or even tried to hook up with and just be like "U up?"Enjoy a nice dinner with a friend at a good restaurantSlam-dunk a football just to prove it can be doneSee what happens when you swallow a handful of pills from a vial labelled "assorted mystery drugs"Go to the moviesGo to the nearest beach, build an effigy of someone who has wronged you, and light it on fire as the sun goes downHmmm, how about some karaoke?Eat an entire cheesecake by yourself
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Watch some TVGo to an EDM show, take a bunch of Molly, and DANCE DANCE DANCEVisit the grave of your fallen mentor and vow to avenge their deathIce cream would be niceMasturbate or have sexOH MY GOD I FORGOT MY KIDS WHERE ARE MY KIDS MY BABIES MY BABIESSnort a few lines of cocaine with some loved ones
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Go to sleep on the early sideA visit to my local sex dungeon, obviously!Eat a hot dog on the porchA duel to the death with Zark Neeblo, the bastard who killed your masterMasturbate or have sex, fall asleep shortly afterwardPuking in an Uber before passing outFrantically catching up on work so you're not totally swamped the next dayFind your babies, somehowCheck in on that person you've been catfishing before catching some z's
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