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Plan A Day Off And We'll Guess Your Age And General Location

Time to make the most of this one-day staycation!

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  1. What time are you going to wake up?
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    6 a.m.
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    7 a.m.
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    8 a.m.
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    9 a.m.
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    10 a.m.
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    11 a.m.
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    12 p.m.
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    1 p.m.
  2. Now that you're awake, what will you do first?
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    Go for a run or hit the gym
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    Drink some coffee
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    Get some breakfast
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    Go right back to sleep
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    Masturbate or have sex
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    Smoke some weed
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    Take a shower and get dressed
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    Scream
  3. What's next?
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    Get some excercise
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    Eat some food
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    Go to the bathroom
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    Check up on news and social media
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    Gobble up a big bowl of psilocybin mushrooms
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    Pack your bags with everything you need, and then burn your home to the ground before heading to the airport
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    Watch some TV
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    Do some errands
  4. What do you do now?
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    Read a book, or maybe watch some TV
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    Enjoy a nice hot cup of ayahuasca
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    Go for a walk
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    Go to the bathroom
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    Go to the airport and get a one-way ticket to some place you've never been, where you don't know anyone
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    Go to a nearby cafe and enjoy a nice meal by yourself
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    Go on a vandalism spree in a neighboring town
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    Go to work even though this is supposed to be your day off
  5. OK, what now?
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    Gonna hit the gym, maybe pump some iron
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    Enjoy a large Spanish lunch with several friends, followed by a short nap
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    Drive to the nearest body of water, get out of the car, and just stand near the water's edge, staring off into the middle distance
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    You know what? It's time to adopt a pet wolf
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    Take a few tabs of LSD
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    Watch some TV
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    A snack would be nice
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    Cry
  6. What do you want to do next?
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    Eat an entire pizza
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    Masturbate or have sex
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    Watch some TV
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    Just sit there for a while, maybe take a nap
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    Yoga
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    Go to a shopping mall and just kinda...prowl
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    Ketamine would be lovely right about now
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    Get naked and just hang out for a while
  7. And now?
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    Text everyone you have ever dated or even tried to hook up with and just be like "U up?"
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    Enjoy a nice dinner with a friend at a good restaurant
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    Slam-dunk a football just to prove it can be done
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    See what happens when you swallow a handful of pills from a vial labelled "assorted mystery drugs"
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    Go to the movies
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    Go to the nearest beach, build an effigy of someone who has wronged you, and light it on fire as the sun goes down
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    Hmmm, how about some karaoke?
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    Eat an entire cheesecake by yourself
  8. The day's winding down. What now?
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    Watch some TV
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    Go to an EDM show, take a bunch of Molly, and DANCE DANCE DANCE
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    Visit the grave of your fallen mentor and vow to avenge their death
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    Ice cream would be nice
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    Masturbate or have sex
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    OH MY GOD I FORGOT MY KIDS WHERE ARE MY KIDS MY BABIES MY BABIES
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    Snort a few lines of cocaine with some loved ones
  9. How will this day off end?
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    Go to sleep on the early side
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    A visit to my local sex dungeon, obviously!
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    Eat a hot dog on the porch
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    A duel to the death with Zark Neeblo, the bastard who killed your master
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    Masturbate or have sex, fall asleep shortly afterward
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    Puking in an Uber before passing out
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    Frantically catching up on work so you're not totally swamped the next day
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    Find your babies, somehow
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    Check in on that person you've been catfishing before catching some z's
 
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