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Plan Out A Saturday And We'll Guess Your Age

In this scenario, you have the day off from work. What are you gonna do?

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  1. 6:00 a.m.
    7:00 a.m.
    8:00 a.m.
    9:00 a.m.
    10:00 a.m.
    11:00 a.m.
    12:00 p.m.
    1:00 p.m. (Jeez, really? OK)
  2. Go for a run or hit the gym
    Drink some freshly brewed coffee
    Drink some freshly brewed ayahuasca
    Fix yourself a nice little breakfast
    Masturbate or have sex
    Go right back to sleep
    Take a shower and get dressed
  3. Catch up on news, social media, etc.
    Eat something
    Watch some TV
    Get started on some errands
    Go to the bathroom
    Ah, time for a nice cup of ayahuasca!
    Get some more sleep
    Get some excercise
  4. Time to do some chores and run some errands
    IT'S BRUNCH TIME, BITCHES!!!!
    Gonna go shopping
    Go to a local park, get some fresh air
    Watch some TV
    Go to the bathroom
    Time for some drugs!
    Go back to sleep
    Eat something
  5. Just kinda hang out for a while
    Kinda hungry, time for some lunch
    Head to the airport, get on the next open flight to anywhere at all
    Relax with a nice tall glass of ayahuasca
    Watch some TV
    Get some excercise
    Go to the bathroom
    Masturbate or have sex
    Go back to sleep
  6. Meet up with friends
    Time to do some chores and errands
    Gotta get some excercise!
    Go to the bathroom
    Just kinda chill out on social media for a while
    Watch some TV
    Go out shopping
    Drugs time!
    Get some sleep
    Masturbate or have sex
  7. Snack time!
    Just sit and think about your life for a while, thinking mostly about your regrets and mistakes
    Watch some TV
    Find a nice spot outdoors to sit down and sip a nice hot cup of ayahuasca
    Slam-dunk a basketball just to prove that you can
    Get some errands done before moving on to some chores
    Impulsively destroy everything you own, head out of town with a new assumed identity, and vow to never return
    Go to the bathroom
    Go back to sleep
  8. Eat something
    Go to a spa
    Go buy yourself something nice
    Find a place where you're reasonably sure no one will see or hear you and just SCREAM until you've exhausted your anxiety and rage for the moment
    Go to the bathroom
    Time for some drugs!
    Go do something fun with your friends
    Prepare yourself for the night's festivities
    Go back to sleep
  9. Go to THE CLUB
    Stay in, binge-watch some TV or maybe read a book
    Go to a party
    Go out to a show or a movie
    Drive aimlessly until you get bored and head back home
    Meet up with some friends for dinner or a drink
    Go out on a date with someone new, hopefully hook up
    Can't do anything, I have some responsibility or obligation to handle
    Go to sleep early
    Oh, you know, general mischief
    Sit on a wharf and gaze out into the middle distance while contemplating your life up until this point
  10. Find someone sexy, try to seduce them
    OH YEAH TIME FOR SOME DRINKIN' AND/OR DRUGGIN'!
    Go to the bathroom
    Just enjoy the moment, y'know?
    Get into a fight with someone for no reason
    Dance! Dance!
    Cry
    KARAOKE TIME!!!
    Go to sleep
    Time to hit a sex club!
  11. Hook up with someone
    Just keep partying deep into the wee hours of the morning, wake up the next day nude on the bathroom floor of a Gymboree
    Go home at a reasonable hour and go to bed
    Fall asleep while watching TV
    Still in the bathroom
    Go to sleep in a motel in some strange town, plotting the beginning of your new life
    Stay out late, have a nice — if uneventful — evening
    Masturbate or have sex, nod off shortly after the act
    It already ended a while ago, you've been asleep for hours

Plan Out A Saturday And We'll Guess Your Age

You got: Are you...OK?

You might wanna talk to a doctor.

Are you...OK?
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You got: 10-14
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You got: 44-50

Ah yes...a real adult!

44-50
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You got: 15-19

Cool teen alert!

15-19
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You got: 37-43

How reasonable!

37-43
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You got: Just a Widdle Baby

Awwwww!

Just a Widdle Baby
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You got: 31-36

Seems like you're just starting to get a decent handle on this "being an adult" thing.

31-36
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You got: 26-30

Nice!

26-30
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You got: 20-25

Young adult vibes!

20-25
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