Parties can be a lot of fun, but I was reminded of how they can get comically out of hand when u/GuyWithAScuffedLife asked folks, "What's the most 'WTF' moment you've ever had at a party?" And y'know, some people really have no chill.
Some of these stories got me so flabbergasted that I need to know if these 21 WTF moments would cause you to stay or leave the function. So, let's get the party started:
1. "The host got so drunk that he pulled his dead pet lizard out of the freezer (he was saving it to bury it in the spring) and showed it to everyone in the room. Then he started crying, threw up, pissed himself, and finally passed out. I have no idea if the lizard ever made it back to the freezer."
2. "It was 2001. A woman pulled her granny panties up like a thong after taking off her denim skort and danced 'sexily' for everyone. We were separated by sliding glass doors — she was outside by the moldy pool, and we were inside in the completely dark kitchen since they used black lights to hide the cockroaches. We couldn't hear whatever music it was she was 'dancing' to, but by her dance moves I'm guessing 'Thriller.'"
3. "I went to a bowling alley in fourth grade — it was the first birthday party I had been ever invited to. I was really excited because he was one of the popular kids. The day of, I decided to wear a nice pink glittery shirt because glitter was really important in my life for some reason. I got to the bowling alley with the bag, and when I went to give it to him, I farted really loud out of excitement. Everyone looked over at me. I immediately burst into tears. The birthday boy told me it was OK, then proceeded to fart three minutes after I did. That really comforted me, and we had a good time!"
4. "When I was in high school, we used to throw bonfire parties out in the mountains. One night, we were at a party where a fairly new student in school came to the party with some of her friends. She was friendly, but not the brightest person I've ever met. So, we were hanging around the bonfire, having some beers, chatting it up, and listening to music. Suddenly, the new student walked a few feet away and, still in the sight of everyone, dropped her pants, squatted down, and proceeded to take one of the biggest dumps that we had seen in our lives. She didn’t even go into the woods. Just did it right there by the fire. Some of us were speechless, and some of us were laughing hysterically. I was a little of both."
5. "Someone took their Nissan Pathfinder straight through the wall. Nothing else to it. They just drove right through the wall."
6. "I was at a frat party. They had beer pong in the basement. I saw this guy turn around and just vomit all over the floor. When he was finished, he looked at his friends and realized they hadn’t seen. So, he just acted like he didn't just throw up on the floor. It was kind of dark, and spilled beer was everywhere, so it wasn't immediately noticeable. Then some other guy came over and was like, 'Hey, who threw up all over the floor?' And the guy who did was like, 'Gross wasn’t us.' I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who saw what happened."
7. "I caught a guy sucking a banana in the bathroom."
8. "I was at a slumber party a few years back when I was around 14 years old. Some of the girls thought it would be fun to do some prank calls on various people. We got a kick out of it for a while! Everything was going fine; we were all having fun and laughing. Then, one of the girls rings up a lady. I’m not sure if the she knew this woman or not, but when she answered we did the classic, 'Hello, this is Wendy’s,' or something along the lines of that. Then, get this, the lady started naming every girl at the sleepover. One by one. I don’t think I’ve seen anyone hang up the phone faster. We were very freaked out, and it was truly terrifying!"
9. "I was at New Year's party at a farmhouse. This guy I know had taken LSD. He found a top hat and cape somewhere and was wearing them. He was having a bad trip and started to fixate on death. I took him outside to get him away from all the smoking and noisy drunks in the house. We stepped out on the dark porch, and for a minute, he seemed to be getting right. Suddenly, 10 cows ran by the porch. His eyes went wide, and he ran inside. The drunks in the party yelled, 'The cows are out!' and they all started chasing the cows, trying to round them up. But the cows were outsmarting the drunk people. And I never saw the guy I was helping again."
10. "A girl took my pillow without my knowledge and then proceeded to throw up all over it. She said she would get me a new one — it’s been three years, Alison."
11. "I was at a friend's birthday party, and there were around 10 of us kids there. We put on Shrek, and I was on a recliner watching it. Meanwhile, the other kids were messing around. One of them took their shirt off and said, 'Who wants to join the no shirt gang?!' Everyone but me and this other kid took their shirt off. Then someone else said, 'No PANTS gang?!' They took their pants off. Fast-forward a bit, we had like eight naked kids running around screaming, 'Naked gang!' while me and the other kid sat there like, 'WTF.'"
12. "We had a bonfire going. I left early once the Moonshine came out. About an hour after I left, some of the guys started spitting mouthfuls of the stuff through the fire to make fireballs. Some of the grass caught on fire. They tried to put it out by peeing on it, but couldn't and ended up starting a 200-acre fire."
13. "So, these drunk drunks were bonding, and they decided that one of them had a wart on his elbow that needed to be removed, stat. In a manner consistent with world-class surgeons, they numbed the area with an ice cube from the half-melted tray on the counter. The next step was to carefully and delicately use wire cutters to slice off the offending growth. The wart came off easily, with a roar from our dear drunk patient, and then a scream as he saw the absolutely ridiculous amount of blood gushing from the surgical site. They scrambled with towels and strategies. Surgeon Steve ended up slipping in the blood. Before it was over with, the kitchen looked like a damn murder scene, and I'm pretty sure I almost died laughing."
14. "I once went to get my shoes at the end of the night and found that one of the inner soles was gone. I never did find out what happened to it."
15. "My best friend invited me to go with him to this party. It started with us drinking outside, playing corn hole and horse shoes. The neighbor's dog came over, and I entertained him until the neighbor came over looking for the dog. Turned out I knew the guy! Since we knew each for years, he was OK leaving Toby with me. So Toby stayed. We all got drunk as skunks, then headed to my place where we crashed asleep. I woke up the next morning to Toby in bed with me. So, I sobered up with lots of toast, eggs, and bacon and took Toby back home."
16. "I once went to a party where the host’s husband threw a firework into the bonfire. It shot up over the fence and landed in the neighbor’s yard. I immediately left."
17. "In the same street as our party, there was another party where someone flashed a laser into a helicopter flying over, which is illegal. So the police arrived at our party to find who had the illegal laser. I went into the house to hide the bong and weed, also illegal, and there were people doing other drugs, too. There were like six cops in the backyard, and we were so scared because if police came inside, they'd catch us with all the drugs. Then, the people at the other party flashed their laser into the sky again, and all the cops ran off to catch the laser person."
18. "Two crusty, as in really dirty, punks locked themselves in the bathroom during a rager. When we got in, they were taking a bubble bath! We told them to get the hell out, and they got truly offended."
19. "I threw an after-hours birthday party for a friend — everyone from the bar was there; I'm talking wall-to-wall people. I was drunk and thought I was seeing things because I saw a literal baby crowd-surfing. I never sobered up so fast in my life! Someone almost dropped her and was dangling her by her arm. I grabbed the baby and rushed out of the crowd."
20. "My friends were moving out of a rental house and threw one last party. There were three WTF moments. The host held a contest to see who could pee the highest up the bathroom wall. He came out of the bathroom with his shirt wet — he'd aimed too high. Then, the guy had us help him flip over his car in the driveway. After we flipped it, the cops showed up and asked us to flip it right back up, and to keep the noise down. The night ended with the living room chandelier being pulled out of the ceiling because everyone was swinging from it."
21. "We got really drunk, and my really close friend and her friend threw up in the kitchen sink. I joined them and threw up too. I was the loudest, which grossed my friend's friend out, and she ran upstairs to throw up some more. Then my friend and I joined her in the bathroom. As she threw up in the toilet, I was in the bathtub throwing up. It was a bonding experience."
What's the strangest 'WTF' moment you've ever experienced at a party? Let me know in the comments!
Note: Responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
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