Have Male Enhancing Body Garments Finally Hit The Mainstream? [NSFW] Remember a time when mirdles, Manx, and butt pads were simply a lifestyle story that no one actually took seriously? No longer a niche item, they are now sold on major websites and retail stores at reasonable prices. Here are 14 ways to jazz up your junk.
These jeans are made by a company called
Hot Child. They come with a codpiece that is supposed to enhance the curves of your bulge as well as eliminate scrunching bunching dick discomfort. Check out their website for more information on their upcoming launch and read an interview with t he founder at Fashionista.
The Male Girdle, $36.99
This item has 4 stars on
According to Amazon reviewer Robert, "It is not detectable, at first it is firm, then comfortable and then I forget that I have it on....I am not at all self conscious - I look great, my clothes fit well and no on knows that I wear a foundation garment. I've had a number of compliments and would not go without my girdle." His one caveat: it's "difficult to put on after a shower."
The Compression Tank, $19.99
Also has a 4-star rating from
Amazon.com. It's like a Spanx wifebeater. Great for MOOBS!
Amazon reviewer Thomas Thomas comments: "This was exactly what I wanted. It was tight but not too tight (I ordered a size larger to ensure that it was not too snug). All I wanted was just a little flattening around the nipples, and the shirt delivered, and it does not cling to your clothes like cotton does either!"
Underworks Belly Buster
I included this as a cautionary tale! Love handles become armpit handles in this unfortunate photo of mirdle spillage.
The Butt Enhancing Boxer Brief, $48
It's really important that you see the back side, too....
The "Original" Ball Lifter®
From the description: "A soft cloth elastic band rests under your balls, lifting them up and forward giving you a fuller package. The best part is
it's all you!" This is like the male equivalent of a push-up balconette bra.
They cost between
$18-20. (Link is NSFW!!)
California Muscle's C-Ring Technology Bodyjocks and Swimsuits
Above-the-Knee Slimming Unitard, $109
Get Virtual Booty-Enhancing for Your Sims Game
Butt Pads from Bottoms Up
Bodymax Enhancing Underwear, Now Sold at M&S Department Stores
High-Waisted Control Briefs by ASDA, £10.00
Mantyhose's mission statement: "We believe that although pantyhose on men are still an unusual look, wearing them is great way to decorate the male legs, to provide warmth, comfort and additional performance." Seriously, how else are men supposed to wear shorts in the winter??
You can get male pantyhose at
various retail stores. BuzzFeed Daily
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