1. Because now your kids will stop falling out of their beds. reddit.com 2. Your fitted sheets will be neat and flat. stephmodo.com 3. All of your hard-boiled eggs will now be heart-shaped. annathered.com 4. But best of all, the eggs will be perfect and unblemished. buzzfeed.com 5. And you could even make, like, a hundred of them at once. buzzfeed.com IN THE OVEN!!! 6. Your white wine will always be the perfect chill temperature. reddit.com 7. Access ALL OF THE SNACKS with one spin of your hand. fridgebutler.com 8. Get 30 seconds of your life back. buzzfeed.com 9. Get a FULL MINUTE of your life back. i.imgur.com 10. You will never have a bad hair day. joybx.com 11. And your clothes will actually FIT. lifehacker.com No matter how bad at doing laundry you are. 12. Speaking of laundry... thepolkadottedturtle.com You can keep reusing the aluminum ball for months and months. 13. You'll finally be able to tell your keys apart. abubblylife.com 14. They'll match your perfect colorful manicure. realsimple.com 15. Break in your new shoes in less than five minutes. coffeelightandsweet.com Shoes feeling tight? Put on socks before slipping on your shoes and aim a hairdryer at your feet. Keep them on while they cool. 16. Now you know the proper way to eat a cupcake. buzzfeed.com 17. Your sponges won't be all gross. lifehacker.com 18. Never suffer from Sriracha Overload again. thekitchn.com As if there even was such a thing. 19. Anytime you feel tears coming on... realsimple.com It will stop you from crying and becoming a puffy red mess. 20. Your home will smell amazing. buzzfeed.com Place coffee beans and tea lights in a ramekin. becomingthemrs.com Wrap candle pillars with cinnamon sticks. 21. All the stink will be eradicated from your life. realsimple.com So put wads of newspaper in your shoes and refrigerator bins. 22. All your ice cream will be eaten out of a COOKIE BOWL. ladyandtheblog.com 23. The same ice cream that you didn't even need to thaw out! fullpunch.com Instant gratification. 24. Keep your favorite pair of jeans, even if the zipper keeps sliding down. pinterest.com 25. Never again endure the sadness of squished bread. buzzfeed.com 26. Your next bag of microwave popcorn will be kernel-free. shialabeowulf.tumblr.com 27. That pancake batter is gonna come out REAL smooth. buzzfeed.com 28. Your beer will be ready to drink within 15 minutes of arriving home from the supermarket. shialabeowulf.tumblr.com 29. And you can store them without taking up the whole top shelf. pinterest.com 30. You will be organized for once. pinterest.com Your drawers will look like this... Your spice rack will look like this.... Aaron Williamson You will clean, because your cleaning products will be neatly displayed in a shoe organizer. 31. Your face won't be greasy. buzzfeed.com 32. And your sweaters won't be all linty. anacissastipsntricks.blogspot.com 33. Your buttons will stop falling off. realsimple.com 34. You'll be ready for any impending disaster. View this video on YouTube thekitchn.com Don't have a tub of lard lying around? Use Crisco. 35. Mosquitoes will totally avoid you from now on. 36. You'll find everything you ever lost in 2012. buzzfeed.com 37. Your car will now have the appropriate number of cup holders. nedhardy.com vodkalogic.com You can also use a shoe. 38. Your BLTs will all be AMAZING. 39. In fact, you'll only be eating perfect sandwiches from now on. buzzfeed.com 40. You'll be eating grilled cheese in no time. grilledcheesesocial.com 41. You'll realize there are multiple uses for every single thing ever. wordpress.com Plastic bottles. indulgy.com Upside-down wine glasses. pinterest.com Beer cans. 42. You will be the life of every party. View this video on YouTube 43. You will spend the next year secretly drunk on beer. 44. And more excitingly, vodka gummy bears.