1.
How Sasha really got a restaurant job for the summer:
2.
When you thought you did a good job of lotioning your hands:
3.
When you truly thought your mom might actually come through the phone:
4.
When rappers used to endorse these bomb-ass potato chips:
5.
The face your mom would make ANY time you ask for something in the store:
6.
The frustration that is losing your bonnet in your sleep:
7.
The moment you thought you were big enough to go toe-to-toe with your dad:
8.
Every mom's response when they knew you were lying:
9.
The "Growing Up Ashy" starter pack:
10.
The exact photo your fly aunties take at any family get-together:
11.
How you learned anger managment growing up:
12.
When you're not playing the dozens with your homies and you get to sit back and take notes:
13.
How things change once you actually get the job:
14.
The face your mom makes in church when she's throwing shade at you:
15.
When your uncle starts drinking and ~embellishing~ some stories at the cookout
16.
The confusion that ensues when your mom is trying to insult you but she's actually insulting herself:
17.
The fans that were always near the people who started speaking in tongues or dancing in the aisle:
18.
When you knew all your cousins were about to have a fun ass time without you at your grandma's:
19.
When you didn't want to be a snitch:
20.
When you did not want to face the consequences of coming home after the street lights came on:
21.
When you finally found the formula to get them 360 waves poppin':
22.
The two things you knew to do to keep your braids on point:
23.
When "that boy" would always ask for his hug:
24.
What you wanted to do when your parents would say "you wanna be grown":
25.
How your parents would dress you and your siblings no matter the age gap:
26.
That moment when the street dude came to the altar after the sermon:
27.
How you felt when your mom would deny your right to a Happy Meal:
28.
When your mom flips out on you for actually trying to help out:
29.
The struggle of being tenderheaded AF:
30.
How you felt when you got that fresh cut:
31.
Finally, what all moms say when you laugh at an inappropriate time:
