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When you wake up to this on Sunday morning:
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When biting into one of these ruined a perfectly good Haitian meal:
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When the parting gifts for EVERYONE are bottles of cremas:
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When you have that obligatory bottle of pikliz at your crib:
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When you start to puff your chest out and your parents deflate it immediately:
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When your mom always needs to tell you about a dream she had around the same time you're about to go out:
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When there's only one car brand your fam trusts:
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When you're done meeting all the adults:
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When you have to warn your friends on what to do and what not to do around your parents:
10.
When the chicken bones are just as vital as the meat in a meal:
11.
When staying in during the summertime is hell:
12.
When rice is part of every meal:
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When every cereal is called Cornflakes:
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When you're at a party and they start playing some classic Kompa:
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When the adults start gettin' nasty dancing to Alan Cavé:
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When the only way to greet your family is by kissing them on the cheek:
17.
The reason you had tough knees growing up:
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When Carnation Evaporated milk is a perfect substitute for milk:
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Finally, when your parents are fed up and need you to step off:
