1. Shoutout to WebMD for striking fear in all our hearts.
me: hi webmd: u will die
2. Because checking WebMD can sometimes make you want to start writing your will.
6 minutes after checking Web MD.
3. It's like having that one friend that always jumps to the worst possible conclusions.
When you cough twice and have a sore throat so you check webMD and it says you're adopted
4. According to its symptom checker you have everything under the sun.
Me: *googles symptoms* WebMD: you got cancer, endometriosis, celiac disease, appendicitis, PID, IBS, ulcers, herni… https://t.co/E28BRqI0H8
5. Sometimes it's SO outlandish you can't allow yourself to take it too seriously.
Me: I have a cough WebMD: cancer Me: but WebMD: it's a boy
6. So you might have a little fun with it.
I put my symptoms into webMD and it said I'm faded as fuck
7. Too much fun.
i can't stop sneezing pls help, i checked on webMD and it said that i'm 53 months pregnant... my parents r going to be so pissed
8. Until it's not so fun...
*Sneezes* *Checks WebMD* "With the symptoms you are showing you have anywhere between 3-4 weeks before death"
9. ...and shit gets real.
*checks webMD for a runny nose*
10. But then it gets UNREAL again.
Checks WebMd •Turns out I've been dead for 37 years
WTF?!
11. So then you tell yourself to stay away from WebMD.
I need to stop self diagnosing myself whenever I feel sick via webmd because apparently I have lymphoma
12. Because it can be petty AF.
Me: I'll just look up my symptoms online, it's probably nothing serious. WebMD: It'S ProbBALY NotHING SeRiOUs
13. I don't want to lose a body part because WebMD says it's gotta go.
Ever checked WebMD when you had a cut on your finger and it tells you to go to the hospital and get it amputated
14. And I damn sure ain't ready to die!!!
* Checks symptoms on WebMD
HALP.