8 Types Of Guys That'll You'll See At The Gym

Because it's not a good workout without shitty locker room banter.

1. The Nudist:

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The extremely comfortable guy who makes himself at home. He brushes his teeth and shaves in front of the mirror naked, shakes his pre-workout drink naked, and starts a conversation with anyone who makes eye contact with him.

2. The Shy Guy:

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The quiet guy who keeps his head in his locker and puts his underwear on under his towel before taking the towel off. He's usually gone before you notice him.

3. The Elder Statesman:

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The elderly person who sits his bare ass on the bench. He's constantly walking in and out of the sauna and he uses the blow dryer to dry himself off for some odd reason.

4. The Sleeper:

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The person who is somehow always sleeping on the bench that you need. You're not sure if he ever works out but he damn sure uses the gym locker room.

5. The Loud One:

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The person who must be compensating for skipping leg day by singing as loud as possible. He takes the headphones out of his phone just to let everyone know what he's listening to. You've never considered reporting anyone to staff until you met this guy.

6. The Selfier:

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The guy who takes progress photos every single day. There isn't one workout he does that doesn't involve him staring at himself in the mirror...for "proper form," if you let him tell it.

7. The Workout Partners:

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These two dudes do everything in the gym together. They'd be lost if they didn't have each other to spot. They're constantly grunting in unison, comparing muscles, and weighing themselves recording their "gains."

8. The Rude One:

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You've never actually seen this guy, but his presence is definitely felt — all his shit is sprawled out all over the locker room! You'll walk up to a seemingly empty locker and open it to see his dirty towel, empty water bottle, and maybe a sweaty sock or two.