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Dear Anyone Who Loves Peanuts, Please Just Stop Now

The fact that they're still a thing is nuts.

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These foul, wretched, itchy throat inducing legumes have plagued our desserts for too long.

WHY ARE THERE NUTS IN THE BROWNIES? I HATE ANY TYPE OF NUTS, PEANUTS, ALMONDS, NONE OF THAT 😫😡

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They have even infiltrated the sanctity of our entrees.

I am very passionate about the fact that NUTS DONT BELONG IN FOOD. PECANS, ALMONDS, PEANUT, WALNUTS, GET THEM OUT OF YA FOOD. That's all.

Seriously, get that shit off my plate.

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We need to petition to get these airlines to quit serving them on planes. They know damn well how common peanut allergies are!

"How could this get any worse?" "You know what I hate about flying? The peanuts."

That way we won't have to deal with people that put their terrible tastebuds before the wellbeing of their fellow passengers.

LOLL THIS OLD DUDE NEXT TO ME JUST GOT PISSED WE CANT HAVE PEANUTS ON THE PLANE CUSE IT WILL KILL A PERSON WITH A SEVERE ALLERGY?? LLLLLSJSK

Crisis averted.

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...because WTF is this??

I really don't belong in California. Boiled peanuts😍

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