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We Know What Kind Of Poop You’ll Take With This Food Quiz

WE'RE ORDERING APPETIZERS, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO USE TO UN-FUNK YOUR BREATH?

This is the holy grail of poops...visually. They usually come from iron supplements or eating black licorice. Your colon is blessed and highly favored.

Black Poop

Damn, upset stomach diarrhea! You crapped out. But, the bright side of this is you're just like the diarrhea you're destined to take. You normally go with the flow and maneuver through most obstacles with ease.

Classic Diarrhea

It's actually a privilege to be able to take a corn poop! Especially when you don't even remember having corn. You are blessed, and you can be a bit corny sometimes too.

Corn Poop

You're taking a green poop! How eco-friendly of you. It means that you're a fairly healthy person. It'll slide out easily too. One or two wipes and you're clean, great poop.

Green Poop

This is the classic poop to take. It's timeless! It's the poop we all know and love. And just like the poop you're taking, you're timeless and all your friends know and love you.

Lumpy Sausage Poop

You have the slippery snake poop! You sly devil you. It's smooth and easy to get out — just like you smooth and social.

Slippery Snake Poop

This is the shit that you take usually most days, you're not a stranger to this. Feel free to eat whatever you, like you have an iron stomach.

Smooth Sausage Poop

Whew, I feel bad for your colon. You've got quite the spicy dookie coming out with what you chose to eat. But that's OK, if you look for the silver lining in this you'll find that you'll be alert and awake after dropping these kids off at the pool.

Spicy Fire Poop

The tiny hard lumps can be a bit frustrating, but they build character. You'll learn that sometimes the results of your work won't match the pay off, but perseverance is key.

Tiny Hard Lumps

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We Know What Kind Of Poop You’ll Take With This Food Quiz

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