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When she says "deeper" but I'm all out of dick:
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the first prostitute ever was so damn powerful she was just like this pussy ain’t free
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When you slobbin on his knob like corn on the cob and you look down at his balls
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Plan B when it finds that nut
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Y’all....
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Tumblr censoring inappropriate content from its site
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 if this ain’t the fuckin truth
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sperm bank employee: is he [ear to the wall] is he listening to the full house theme song
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next time yo girl ask you to talk dirty hold her real close and whisper “ahyuck”
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If there's a sock on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with the other one.
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Hooters, but it's guys with big balls
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Me: *rubs her thigh* Her: *gets up and lock the door* Me:
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When you slept through the "you up" text at 2am and randomly wake up at 4 am to see it and call with hope
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We sucking dick in the middle of arguments ladies. Con. Fuse. Him.
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When I choke her and she choke me back
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When your girl sends you nudes without asking
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Day 342 without sex: I accidentally told the In-N-Out worker I wanted doggy-style fries instead of animal-style fries.
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Aye these tortillas better chill. 🤕
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When you on the first date and she says “lets go back to my place”
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Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er... read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh
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When 50 Cent says "I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop" he's actually saying "I will let you meet me and give me a blowjob." It's not actually about candy.
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How she look riding you @ 3am
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check my header 😕😕 https://t.co/Zf64mDFNy9
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Chicks with a big butt: Me:
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“dick” is cancelled we say weewee now, ladies it’s a weewee appointment
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When u eating the vagina and you sneak a lil bootyhole lick in there
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her: my head game crazy *doesnt nut from it*
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When men reverse into parking spaces with one hand
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Me: why is Jill Scott trend- *See's why she's trending* Me:
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Me: *Pulls out condom* Her:
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Why doesn't Tumblr just create a companion-site for NSFW content? Call it "Cumblr". 🤔
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Your MCM thinks smoking is foreplay
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Yall ever sent a risky text & you so scared you start doing chores😂😭
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My parents are celebrating their thirty year anniversary today ❤️ Here’s a picture of them on their first date 😍
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the term ‘virginity’ is CANCELLED. we havin sexual debuts now
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Half of twitter wants to fuck the other half wants to die.
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When my hot gyal body ain't reach yet but my man still wanna see me do somethin sexy
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What I see when she sit on my face