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My flatmate eats boiled chicken with no seasoning and HE'S scared of ME
2.
i just bought a toaster and my roommate insists she is going to bring another one
3.
My friend got into a fight with his roommate so she stormed out & disabled their HBO login and it's the most drama I've experienced in 2017
4.
my flatmate put her room on airbnb and I just walked into the kitchen to find a 30 year old man from Uruguay peering into the freezer
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me [from the bathroom]: yoooo roommate: whatsup u need toilet paper me: nah my phone died im bored af wanna just chat for a minute
6.
“Willy, I used your foam roller...” #roommates
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My roommate eats fruit really weird
8.
my straight roommate: it makes me uncomfortable that you and your girlfriend are dating and are in the room sometimes me: sounds homophobic her: why would you think that me: https://t.co/TQhkdDLLcB
9.
my roommates were arguing over the thermostat lol and this topic came up. Can you get sick from the weather?
10.
When my roommates walk in on me doing weird shit alone
11.
My roommate’s cousin Julia went to a bar, got hammered, and woke up to this video texted to her the next morning
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so my roommate rescued this kitten and this is how he's pooping...
13.
I left my roommate a surprise and she actually did it
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Just found out my flatmate carries the Egyptian god cards around with him everywhere he goes for good luck
15.
my flatmate has just peaked
16.
one time I caught my roommate making hot chocolate from the water he boiled his hot dog in
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My flatmate ladies and gents...
18.
when ur stealing ur roommates food in the middle of the night and he wakes up [via @ViralHog]
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Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room
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One of my flatmates opens their bread like this. I don't feel safe anymore.