1.Before you even make it inside, you'll probably wait in a line, then pay a cover charge, costing you both your time AND your money.
2.When it's packed it pretty much feels like a sauna you're supposed to somehow dance in.
3.It's dark and hard to navigate through. But JUST when you think you're finally getting the hang of it security comes shining their flashlights in your face like an usher who just got told someone is making out during a movie.
4.Good luck getting the bartender's attention when trying to order a drink at the bar. And even better luck getting past the people dancing right up at the bar.
5.No one has ever bought a drink at a club and thought “Wow, that was reasonably priced!”
6.And chances are you're going to spill some of that overpriced drink when someone inevitably bumps into you.
7.You would think a room with a ton of people is a great place to socialize, but good luck trying to ~vibe~ with someone by taking turns yelling in each others ears over the music.
8.Since the music is always way too loud to talk, you're forced to flirtatiously stare at at someone from across the room, which is creepy and hard to pull off.
9.And sometimes the DJ is terrible, so you're sweating, spending money, and yelling into people's ears, all to a terrible soundtrack.
10.At some point a rowdy group of fuckboys will jump up and down or fist pump in the middle of the dance floor without any regards to anyone around them.
11.Those are the same kinds of dudes that will make a scene if a woman declines his "let me buy you a drink" offer.
12.Fuckboys are also the ones who start shit with security, who will then take out their frustrations out on everyone else waiting outside.
13.And there is always that one guy that will give someone dirty looks for either grazing their shoulder, accidentally stepping on their shoes, or staring at them for too long.
14.And, good luck avoiding the people with two left feet that have a full blown case of dance fever.
15.Don't forget about the couple that should seriously get a room.
16.At the end of the night when everyone is pretty shitfaced it’s guaranteed the alpha males in the club will fight each other to assert their dominance.
17.If and when you get hungry, you're out of luck because there's nothing to eat at the club.
18.The horror doesn't end when you leave the club, because the following day you'll have to check your bank account balance to see how much damage you've done.
