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The 7 stages of being high:
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Am I really high, or does this lamp also look really high?
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Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
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Me lighting a blunt after a minor inconvenience
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*police dog smells weed* whoever smelt it dealt it damn ur right *dog goes to prison*
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this edible aint shit 30 mins later:
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Am I high af or does this lady’s hair look like a dog wearing sunglasses
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They got new animals?? When these joints come out? https://t.co/sepB8Ylq9D
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edibles low key scary bruh .. one time i sneezed bout high as fuck n i hear my dog say “bless u” from the other room n i ain’t even question it .. i was like “thank u bud” n a few hours later i’m thinkin bout it n straight up i don’t even own a dog so hol up ..
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“you ever smoked a backwood and it smoked you back?”
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i only go on ebay after i smoke pot that way i'm always the highest bidder thank you check please
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Am I high or does this say retweet with comment
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I want there to be a TV show called Stoned and Hungry: similar to Naked and Afraid, only it’s a bunch of people stupid faded in a kitchen with a bunch of weird/random items and then the show documents what kind of munchies they come up with
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Me: this edible ain't shit *one hour later*
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"One time I got so high I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my Grilled Cheese" - University of Missouri Kansas City
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when you let your homeboy smoke for the first time and he think he a magician 😂💀
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this whole time I thought owls didn’t have legs..
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He definitely had a bong in his locker https://t.co/PlkaLBMgsc
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When u hit the blunt too hard & u choke for two straight minutes but now it's your turn again & you have to act like you're not dying https://t.co/kQnwuw50D6