1. They’re fantastic cooks and show boat their skills on social media wordpress.com They do Ethiopian!? s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com And Asian food?? i74.photobucket.com Just because your "ice cream" is delicious doesn't make it any less of a fraud! flickr.com Just rub it in my face why doncha... 2. They’re healthier and love to be total jerks about it thestar.com BUT WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR PROTEIN, YOU LOG LIFT WORLD RECORD HOLDING VEGAN FREAK! pcrm.org What does the American Diabetes Association know about diabetes anyway? View this video on YouTube Pfft, research, whateverrrr 3. They care about things besides themselves with the utmost conceit acuteaday.com Those tears are not a sign of sadness, it's their attempt to marinate themselves blogger.com Can't you think of someone besides other sentient beings?? Think of yourself for once! joyenjoys.com Quit playing with your food and just eat it! 4. They’re saving the planet, those butt-faces blog.peta.org.uk Conserving resources is un-American!(click image for link) blogger.com All you narcissists care about is other people!(click image for link) maps.grida.no Uhg, why do you even care about biodiversity you self-centered loser!(click image for link) 5. They stick to their ethical convictions like the close-minded bigots that they are blog.petaasiapacific.com NOTHING will change their minds. They hide behind science and morality to justify their obnoxiousness! 972mag.com And all they do is play dress up all day! mediapeta.com WHILE INDOCTRINATING PEOPLE! In short, vegans are lazy.. upload.wikimedia.org ..weak.. upload.wikimedia.org ..hideous.. images4.wikia.nocookie.net ..untalented.. nigelfarndale.com ..unhappy people. img2.timeinc.net Do. Not. Trust. Them.