5 Reasons Why Vegans Are The Most Obnoxious People On The Planet

Don't those vegans realize that I need everyone to subscribe to my views on food to feel validated?

1. They’re fantastic cooks and show boat their skills on social media

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They do Ethiopian!?

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And Asian food??

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Just because your "ice cream" is delicious doesn't make it any less of a fraud!

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Just rub it in my face why doncha...

2. They’re healthier and love to be total jerks about it

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BUT WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR PROTEIN, YOU LOG LIFT WORLD RECORD HOLDING VEGAN FREAK!

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What does the American Diabetes Association know about diabetes anyway?

Pfft, research, whateverrrr

3. They care about things besides themselves with the utmost conceit

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Those tears are not a sign of sadness, it's their attempt to marinate themselves

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Can't you think of someone besides other sentient beings?? Think of yourself for once!

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Quit playing with your food and just eat it!

4. They’re saving the planet, those butt-faces

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Conserving resources is un-American!

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All you narcissists care about is other people!

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Uhg, why do you even care about biodiversity you self-centered loser!

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5. They stick to their ethical convictions like the close-minded bigots that they are

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NOTHING will change their minds. They hide behind science and morality to justify their obnoxiousness!

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And all they do is play dress up all day!

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WHILE INDOCTRINATING PEOPLE!

In short, vegans are lazy..

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..weak..

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..hideous..

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..untalented..

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..unhappy people.

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Do. Not. Trust. Them.