Response to Reasons Why In-N-Out Is Better Than Five Guys:
Actually, we do have In-N-Out in Texas, and Five Guys is still better. Whataburger, Kincaids, and Love Shack are all better than either of those, however. WTF does California know about hamburgers anyway? If you have to slather your burger with puke-looking sauce, it’s not a good burger to begin with.
- XBenedict "Incredible Bill Murray Chalk Mural"