16 Hilarious Adverts For British Tourist Attractions That May Or May Not Exist

All of these from the unmistakable comic.

1. "It's January all year round at JanuaryLand."

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2. "Come and see HUNDREDS of dads going about their normal Sunday morning business."

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3. "Visit the famous 'Wank Echo Chamber'."

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4. "Experience some of the most EXCITING queues you will EVER stand in!"

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5. "You don't need injections to come to Filey – just a thick jumper."

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6. "Learn how to float in mid air!"

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7. "It rains a bit, but it's not far from Grimsby."

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8. "Is it a snake? Or is it a shed? It's a SNAKE SHED."

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9. "For a change this year, why not come motorcycling through glass?"

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10. "DON'T RUN! You'll just make them ANGRY."

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11. "Come to lovely Birmingham."

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12. "For a truly upsetting experience, vist Old Mother Shitface's Cave."

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13. "Come see Ol' Lofty, the world's tallest mug tree."

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14. "Come Scootavanning in Wales."

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15. "This year come Time Canoeing on the Norfolk Broads."

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16. "Cruise in style amidst a sea of Tupperware."

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