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16 Reasons English Mustard Is The One Mustard To Rule Them All

This is an issue of national importance. Stand firm, mustard fans.

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4. The tangy, vinegary, earthy buzz of a good dollop of English inspires people of taste to wear t-shirts like this.

6. A sausage sandwich with proper mustard may be the greatest food.

8. Some sad, lonely boiled eggs, elevated to a meal of champions by HOT MUSTARD.

9. You can go the extra mile and make fancy things like this with English mustard.

15. People have been eating it for hundreds of years, so it must be good.

Never change, English mustard.