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Tesco Is Selling Custard Cream Biscuit Spread And Life Will Never Be The Same

JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS.

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Every now and then something comes along that changes the way we look at the world. In a biscuit-loving nation such as ours, that something right now is this.

It's a revolution in biscuits.

This is not a drill. People are already buying it.

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Some people are already thinking outside the box.

@mrjamieeast I wonder if you could spread it on actual custard cream biscuits.

BlueDragonLandlady@MsLupinFollow

@mrjamieeast I wonder if you could spread it on actual custard cream biscuits.

10:57 PM - 30 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@MrPSB @psmith @Pentadact @mrjamieeast Why not stick two custard creams together using custard cream spread?

Sin Vega@sinisteragentFollow

@MrPSB @psmith @Pentadact @mrjamieeast Why not stick two custard creams together using custard cream spread?

9:11 PM - 30 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This is next-level biscuitology.

Mark bought custard cream spread so I just made a custard cream out of two digestives???

Sam@woodvillesFollow

Mark bought custard cream spread so I just made a custard cream out of two digestives???

9:09 PM - 21 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This caused a rift in the biscuit-space-time continuum.

Ginger biscuits dipped in custard cream spread. That is all

Liz Kill (I Am)@ejoycewFollow

Ginger biscuits dipped in custard cream spread. That is all

5:20 PM - 23 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

No one knows what is happening here but it looks amazing.

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On a chocolate hobnob? WHY NOT, IT'S THE 21st CENTURY.

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There are of course other biscuit spreads on the market. But they contain no custard creams at all.

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This now just seems sad and boring in comparison.

By the way, there is a bourbon biscuit spread too but everyone seems less bothered about that.