Britain's Worst Bowler Injures Himself With Heroic Lunge
This guy managed to give himself a hefty bruise while bowling on a boozy night out in Newcastle.
The day after it happened I woke up with a big bruise on my chest ... I asked my wife what had happened and she said, 'Do you not remember throwing yourself down the bowling alley?'I'd been out before, and been on the drink, so had a canny few.