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22 Things That Could Only Happen In Blackpool

Come for the sea, sand and fun times. Stay for the inflatable penises.

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1. The trouble with the Great British Seaside is it does to tend to rain occasionally.

#ENGLAND #Blackpool just now #FloodAware

Alan199@Alan_199

#ENGLAND #Blackpool just now
#FloodAware

2:03 PM - 05 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. But that doesn't dampen anyone's sprits. It's the perfect destination for anyone on a stag or hen night.

3. Spotters of stag tour t-shirts will find many classics on display here.

A stag do had "drink until you shit yourself" on their shirts. No surprise that they were going to blackpool!

Emily@EmilyJayneH

A stag do had "drink until you shit yourself" on their shirts. No surprise that they were going to blackpool!

1:39 PM - 17 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. If you have a phobia of giant penises, a night out in Blackpool may not be recommended.

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5. And don't forget hen dos.

R chanttelles hen party in blackpool was amazing ♥♥

Helen @Helsterx_x

R chanttelles hen party in blackpool was amazing ♥♥

10:11 PM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Walking past a lady at 5pm on the phone stating rather proudly how shed already thrown up twice #onlyinblackpool

natasha fothergill@tashafothergill

Walking past a lady at 5pm on the phone stating rather proudly how shed already thrown up twice #onlyinblackpool

9:42 PM - 21 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Or the old cling-film-him-to-a-post thing.

What happens in Blackpool stays in Blackpool. Série photo WTF sur les EVG et EVJF anglais http://t.co/NIsYiP0nt5

Fluctuat@Fluctuat

What happens in Blackpool stays in Blackpool. Série photo WTF sur les EVG et EVJF anglais http://t.co/NIsYiP0nt5

10:34 AM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. The myth goes that Blackpool has more hotel beds than Greece – and there sure are some GR8 ones.

Must be great this hotel hahahaha #onlyinblackpool

Lana James@Alanna_James

Must be great this hotel hahahaha #onlyinblackpool

9:34 AM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. And no one can say you don't get good value for money around here.

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10. There is occasionally a man dressed as a nun playing a motorised piano, for some reason.

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11. You can buy all sorts of "souvenirs" for your loved ones back home.

This made me and @PaulStorer30 so much when we saw this today #onlyinblackpool

Lucy Storer@LucyStorer

This made me and @PaulStorer30 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so much when we saw this today #onlyinblackpool 👌

7:16 PM - 13 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Mattandjoanne10 look what I just found ! Bought them for you from Blackpool for your stag do. Oops forgot them!

gemma hayes@gemma_hayes82

@Mattandjoanne10 look what I just found ! Bought them for you from Blackpool for your stag do. Oops forgot them!

12:04 PM - 01 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. There's something for everyone.

Just went into a shop, kids toys and a section for sex toys. #OnlyInBlackpool

Stephen Robinson@xstex

Just went into a shop, kids toys and a section for sex toys. #OnlyInBlackpool

4:09 PM - 05 Nov 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. There's even fashion to be found.

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14. And then there are the donkeys.

Live and exclusive - Blackpool donkeys! #easilyexcited #Shrimpers #SUFC

tim@theseaside100

Live and exclusive - Blackpool donkeys! #easilyexcited #Shrimpers #SUFC

12:30 PM - 26 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Who are getting so professional these days they even have their own "out of office" notice.

Fuck me the Donkeys on Blackpool beach are getting more professional

'Arry@Hazza1981

Fuck me the Donkeys on Blackpool beach are getting more professional

5:44 PM - 20 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

Or how about this masterpiece.

A m8t of mine is in Blackpool for a stag weekend and the TWAT has gone and had a Tattoo look thats why hes a #TWAT

DEONâ„¢DingerZ-Dj@DING_DONG_D

A m8t of mine is in Blackpool for a stag weekend and the TWAT has gone and had a Tattoo look thats why hes a #TWAT

1:49 PM - 03 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. But it's not all booze and tat – there are rollercoasters!

But not everyone has a great time on them.

I must admit, one of the rides on the pier at Blackpool did make me chunder :(

tommy@tommy1992_

I must admit, one of the rides on the pier at Blackpool did make me chunder :(

5:56 PM - 09 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

really don't think i'm up for blackpool pleasure beach today, probs gonna chunder on all the rides! grim

Sacha Neersoo@sachneersoo95

really don't think i'm up for blackpool pleasure beach today, probs gonna chunder on all the rides! grim

9:23 AM - 14 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. There's less chance you'll chunder at the Madame Tussaud's, which has waxworks of all the big stars – and Jeremy Kyle.

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19. Of course one of the best things about the town is its colourful locals.

21. So, Blackpool's a seaside town with everything. Historic piers, amusement parks, sand dunes and beaches ...

Must be mad....half hour dash to blackpool #redarrows better put a display on

Chris Hollick@ChrisHollick

Must be mad....half hour dash to blackpool #redarrows better put a display on

7:41 PM - 10 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. And this guy.

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