Bored at work? Boss being a dick again? Can't get the printer to print anything, so you have to ask Steve to do it? How about jacking it all in and doing this instead?
Just in case you missed this bit:
Mmm, biscuits.
Sweet, sweet biscuits.
Gumtree told us the ad is from Fox's Biscuits, part of the 2 Sisters Food Group, based in Birmingham.
But, still: biscuits.
