2. When this Canadian Batman could only fight crime until 3am because he has to get up for work.
4. And interrupted a card game.
5. When this Batman handed in an actual criminal to Bradford Police Station.
7. And when he woke up his kids in the most Batmanesque way possible.
8. When this man was actually called Batman.
He’s not a superhero though, sadly: the 23-year-old Singaporean was caught breaking into a snooker hall and stealing S$500 and sentenced to 33 months in jail.