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An animal with that kind of ability shouldn't lack for a home.
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And you have to be impressed that a creature without opposable thumbs can use a phone. To troll the police.
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This weeks's Most Appropriate Use of BREAKING NEWS Award goes to the Dewsbury Reporter.
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Hell hath no fury like a puddle-splashed pedestrian in Somerset.
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Things are hotting up in York.
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This is neither big nor clever.
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Things are getting weird in Kent. Plus, they don't make maniacs like they used to.
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And bad news for gymnasts in the area too.
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If there's one thing people in Harrogate don't like, it's wheelie bins.
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Nothing is sacred in Aylesbury.
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The drama and tension in Crawley is almost too much to handle.
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Gloucestershire is a hotbed of amateur sporting competitions, including the FA County Cup. Only problem is that someone's nicked the cup.
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And finally, one guinea pig in Pontypridd had a night to remember.
