1.
Why not treat his schlong like a ping pong ball.
2.
What could possibly go wrong?
3.
Pretend to be surprised by his member.
4.
Because there is no sexier phrase than "I'm going to give you a vaginal thumbprint."
5.
Spice things up a little – literally.
6.
Combine sexy time with snack time by introducing a donut to the bedroom.
7.
Become a sexy hand dryer.
8.
Turn her on, somehow, by shouting down the phone.
9.
Don't break the skin or anything.
10.
Basically, shake his balls.
11.
Put her in a sexy burrito / straitjacket.
12.
Paint your own weird sex game.
13.
"Facial intercourse".
