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We Ranked The Marvel Movie Men By Thirst

We ranked the men from the Marvel Cinematic Universe so you know who to ~root~ for.

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22. Ivan Vanko

Marvel / Francois Duhamel

Whether it's the accent, the weird desire to kill Tony Stark, or the fact he thinks that a bunch of wires and electricity is considered clothing, we are just not feeling it.

21. Jasper Sitwell


There's something about most of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that makes them boring compared to the Avengers. The only good thing about this guy is that you can tell he'd be eager to please.

17. James Rhodes - Iron Patriot


This guy is cool, he does a decent job and he stays humble unlike a lot of the other people he's surrounded by. However, he tries so hard, and desperation just isn't attractive.

16. Darren Cross - Yellowjacket


This guy looks hot, but also super creepy. So creepy in fact, that his obvious wealth isn't doing anything to stop that uncomfortable feeling. He's the most obvious villain ever.

5. James "Bucky" Barnes - The Winter Soldier


Bucky was adorable, but the Winter Soldier is HOT. That stubble, that hair, that intense gaze. Who else could look that good after being frozen and defrosted on and off for a century?

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