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    We Ranked The Marvel Movie Men By Thirst

    We ranked the men from the Marvel Cinematic Universe so you know who to ~root~ for.

    23. Erik Selvig

    Marvel

    Dr. Erik Selvig is older, kinda crazy, and he's just not everyone's cup of tea. But at least he has a kind heart!

    22. Ivan Vanko

    Marvel / Francois Duhamel

    Whether it's the accent, the weird desire to kill Tony Stark, or the fact he thinks that a bunch of wires and electricity is considered clothing, we are just not feeling it.

    21. Jasper Sitwell

    Marvel

    There's something about most of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents that makes them boring compared to the Avengers. The only good thing about this guy is that you can tell he'd be eager to please.

    20. Volstagg

    Marvel

    This guy might be the least attractive of Thor's mates, but he's known for having many children, which means he's had a lot of ~practice~.

    19. Phil Coulson

    Marvel

    Another boring S.H.I.E.L.D. agent. Add the fact that Phil looks like every dad ever, and you've got a great big NOPE.

    18. Nick Fury

    Marvel

    Nick Fury is a real man, however he seems overly attached to his job. Also, being with him would really put you in danger so he's a bit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

    17. James Rhodes - Iron Patriot

    Marvel

    This guy is cool, he does a decent job and he stays humble unlike a lot of the other people he's surrounded by. However, he tries so hard, and desperation just isn't attractive.

    16. Darren Cross - Yellowjacket

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    This guy looks hot, but also super creepy. So creepy in fact, that his obvious wealth isn't doing anything to stop that uncomfortable feeling. He's the most obvious villain ever.

    15. Clint Barton - Hawkeye

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    This guy is kind of great, but he's always so quiet and he doesn't have any exciting superpowers.

    14. Aldrich Killian

    Marvel

    He's bad in an intriguing way, but he's also got terrible tattoos.

    13. James Falsworth

    Marvel

    This guy is almost perfect! He's got an accent, but he also has a creepy moustache.

    12. Bruce Banner - The Hulk

    Marvel

    Bruce could be a real bae. But the thing is, he turns into a giant green thing when he gets excited.

    11. Fandral

    Marvel

    Look at that face. So much emotion, so much beauty. Who wouldn't want to play with his sword?

    10. Scott Lang - Ant Man

    Marvel

    This guy never ages, and he's got the strength of 20 men, so what's not to love?

    9. Hogun

    Marvel

    Another one of Thor's friends. This guy is wild, and even though he might not show his feelings, he definitely cares.

    8. Sam Wilson - Falcon

    Marvel

    This guy doesn't give up, but he's not desperate. Effortlessly cool, and constantly babin', Sam is another human that you could settle down with.

    7. Tony Stark - Iron Man

    Marvel

    Successful mega-genius, yes. Rich, yes. Superhero, yes. We will take one please.

    6. Loki

    Marvel

    Loki is a sexy misunderstood guy with a wicked sense of humour. Looking at him, you just want to heal his pain and fix his broken heart. It could happen!

    5. James "Bucky" Barnes - The Winter Soldier

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    Bucky was adorable, but the Winter Soldier is HOT. That stubble, that hair, that intense gaze. Who else could look that good after being frozen and defrosted on and off for a century?

    4. Peter Quill - Star-Lord

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    Even though he always looks grimy, Peter Quill doesn't need to scrub up when he has those abs.

    3. Heimdall

    Marvel

    Those eyes are constantly smouldering with lust, imagine them looking at you. Oh, and did you notice his massive piece of ~weaponry~?

    2. Thor

    Marvel

    The king of Asgard, the king of hearts, the king of biceps, the king of any bed he goddamn lies in.

    1. Steve Rogers - Captain America

    Marvel

    Steve Rogers is the dream bae. He's a gentleman and just looking at him makes you wanna say "Daddy".

    Oh... And look at his butt:

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