1.
When straight people transform into a human label maker:
2.
When they're anal about the color pink:
3.
When straighties complain:
4.
When homophobia was defeated:
5.
And when they continue to invent heterophobia:
7.
When they do the most...
9.
When Macklemore gets involved:
10.
When it's "impossible" for two queer people to fall in love:
11.
When you can't even be yourself:
12.
When you stray even further from hetero-ness:
14.
When hell has their name on the guest list:
15.
When they're their own biggest fans:
16.
When their gaydar lacks in function:
17.
When they're best described by six emotions:
18.
And finally, when they flatter themselves:
