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We Know Which Food You Fucking Hate
I think you're better off with a nice mozzarella. This bowl looks questionably chunky.
Rumor is Satan himself chows down on a pickle from time to time.
There's a reason pee and pea sound the same.
There's plenty of fish in the sea...and that's because you're not eating 'em.
PSA: Save your breath by saving an onion today.
If vegetables could be problematic, this would be it.
It's like vanilla pudding, except not.
Candy corn is better, and that's saying a lot.