1.
This dad who will hear about this for the rest of his life:
2.
This person who is probably single now:
3.
This person who encountered a spider mid-text:
4.
This person who totally wanted her car to get some action:
5.
This grandpa who gave some interesting advice:
6.
This person who got REAL close to giving her mom a panic attack:
7.
This person who couldn't resist a nice pup:
8.
This person who invented this summer's hot new festival:
9.
This person who is still at war with their phone:
10.
This person who just leaked their Starbucks order:
11.
This grandma who shouldn't have explained herself at all:
12.
This grandpa who sent the message, so I'm proud of him:
13.
This person who hadn't mastered the feature:
14.
This person who probably won't find what she's looking for in the paint section:
17.
This mom who will never forgive herself:
18.
This person who's got too much poop to handle:
19.
And finally, this person who didn't want voice-to-text to begin with: