24 Types Of Pickup Lines Every Gay Man Has Come To Expect

    "How's your penis?"

    Pablo Valdivia
    by Pablo Valdivia

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. The one that is far too creative for its own good.

    2. The one that categorizes you right off the bat.

    3. The one that sounds too messy to handle.

    4. The one that's surprisingly punny.

    5. The one that seeks a willing sugar daddy.

    6. The one that is looking to do the paying.

    7. The one that seems nice, but then you're like "...wait."

    8. The one that could use a little more creativity.

    9. The one that notices anything but your eyes.

    10. The one that is low-key shady.

    11. The one that quickly turns into a live stand-up special.

    12. The one that asks that age-old question.

    13. The one that gives dedication a bad name.

    14. The one that strangely involves an animal of some sort.

    15. The one that teaches you about new fetishes.

    16. The one that makes absolutely no sense.

    17. The one that gets straight to the point.

    18. The one that requires a bookmark to read.

    19. The one that is oddly charming.

    20. The one that confuses love for lust.

    21. The one that is always looking for a favor.

    22. The one that's offering quite the deal.

    23. The one that is basically poetry.

    24. And the one that makes you question what's really happening in the world today.