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24 Types Of Pickup Lines Every Gay Man Has Come To Expect

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1. The one that is far too creative for its own good.

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2. The one that categorizes you right off the bat.

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3. The one that sounds too messy to handle.

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4. The one that's surprisingly punny.

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5. The one that seeks a willing sugar daddy.

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6. The one that is looking to do the paying.

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7. The one that seems nice, but then you're like "...wait."

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8. The one that could use a little more creativity.

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9. The one that notices anything but your eyes.

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10. The one that is low-key shady.

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11. The one that quickly turns into a live stand-up special.

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12. The one that asks that age-old question.

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13. The one that gives dedication a bad name.

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14. The one that strangely involves an animal of some sort.

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15. The one that teaches you about new fetishes.

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16. The one that makes absolutely no sense.

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17. The one that gets straight to the point.

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18. The one that requires a bookmark to read.

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19. The one that is oddly charming.

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20. The one that confuses love for lust.

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21. The one that is always looking for a favor.

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22. The one that's offering quite the deal.

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23. The one that is basically poetry.

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24. And the one that makes you question what's really happening in the world today.

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