1. This guy who is America's next top impotence model:
With the benefit of hindsight, accepting this modelling job was definitely a mistake
2. This waiter who was honestly not at fault:
3. This boyfriend in an awkward situation:
I broke up with my girlfriend at restaurant. She started crying. Everyone thought I proposed her so they started clapping.
4. This tired student:
went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter
5. This person who got too confident:
one time I told the cashier to keep the change and she told me I was a dollar short https://t.co/XWispqU84L
6. This Texas Roadhouse lover:
back in high school this one kid and i hated each other and one day he randomly gave me a $25 gift card to texas roadhouse. i was like... wow ok maybe you're not so bad. i go to texas roadhouse and eat a $25 meal only to find out he put $1 on the card and wrote $25 on it.
7. This Doctor of Philosophy who got chewed out:
Forget the excuse of your dog eating your homework. My dog ate my PhD. #baddog #sciotothedog #Mizzou #Neuroscience
8. This long-distance couple who got too eager to see each other:
Me and my man live an hour apart and I just tried to pop up on him and he just tried to pop up on me so now we at each otherβs house lookin stupid π€¦π½ββοΈ
9. This person who was just looking for love:
I was on tinder and accidentally swiped left on a guy I had a HUGE crush on and I obviously wanted to match him, so I literally BOUGHT tinder premium for $9.99 JUST to go back and swipe right on him ....we didnβt match
10. This person whose nice gesture backfired:
my brother sent me this video of him long time ago and iβm so glad I found it again ππππππ
11. This guy who probably didn't get the job:
12. This party-goer who was just looking to have fun:
i will never forget the time i was at a party we were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to go home
13. This guy, whose real name just wasn't good enough:
Emma and I made it on TV but the camera guy didnβt believe my name was Hunter Fisher so he just made one up for me
14. This person who hopefully came up with a bigger lie to cover this one up:
My friend lied on his cv that he mastered the piano at age 15 and now he's been asked if he can play for the board of directors on friday.
15. This man who got close to scamming, but not close enough:
This New Jersey man was arrested after allegedly throwing ice on the ground and faking a slip and fall #NiceTry https://t.co/ghvDwBPGtN
16. This girl who found out the dangers of social media the hard way:
I knew Twitter was full of savages when that girl posted her flight confirmation number and someone called and canceled her flight. ππππππππππ
17. And finally, this guy who learned never to mess with a photographer:
OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?