1. How have I never seen this before?
2. Am I bad a Mexican?
3. Please don’t answer that.
4. Oh look, it’s Echo Park before the man bun invasion.
5. Nice to see some melanin in the area.
6. Oh shit, these homegirls are reading each other for filth.
7. Sad Girl’s bangs are fucking ICONIC though.
8. I wonder how many bottles of Aqua Net it takes to get that look.
9. Who's this grocery store fool?
10. I once went on a date with an Ernesto. He sucked.
11. This one does too. This pinche vato’s out here caressing his baby momma’s friend’s hand!
12. This is gonna get messy isn’t it?
13. I love a good mess.
14. Don’t do this to me Sad Girl. Control👏 your👏thirst!
15. Cool, they’re kissing. Great. Cool. Just ignore me.
16. Oh damn, Mousie got pregnant from her first time with him?
17. Her dad is trash.
18. WAIT NOW SAD GIRL IS PREGNANT?! THIS IS SOME STRAIGHT UP TELENOVELA SHIT!
19. This is a great PSA for condoms.
20. Drama aside, Mousie’s look is on point.
21. How do I become her?
22. “The white kids...can’t trust ‘em.” I mean, true. The one thing Ernesto says that matters.
23. Why are you two girls trying to fight when Ernesto is the real enemy here?
24. Wow, Mousie’s dad said something I never heard at home. “Diviértete.”
25. He also didn’t ask where she was going. My parents would neverrrr.
26. Oh no, please don’t tell me someone gets shot.
27. Ay guëy, there goes the gunshot!
28. A FUNERAL? WHAT’S HAPPENING?!
29. OMG Ernesto’s dead.
30. Listen I wasn’t the biggest fan, but I didn’t ask for him to be KILLED!
31. Aw, Mousie and Sad Girl’s kids finally meet. Qué cute.
32. McDonald’s Vs. Burger King is the debate we all need to have.
34. “Girls, you don’t ever throw down with your home girl over a guy. Guys come and go. They ain’t worth it.” YAS GIGGLES, FUCK ME UP! SPREAD THAT GOSPEL!
35. Never go to prison for a man. Not worth it TBH.
36. God bless chisme sessions.
37. Don’t judge the chismosa, judge the quality of the chisme.
38. “Computers are the key to the future.” Giggles was in the know!
39. Does Suavecito get an IMDB credit ‘cause it’s basically it's own character now.
40. Watch out Giggles, it’s Machete!
41. Giggles was gonna help him out! She’s sweet.
42. Can you help me girl? I’ve got some loans that need paying.
43. Whisper is a hustler and I can respect that.
44. Giggles craving carne asada is all of us.
45. I could use some bomb carne asada right about now.
46. Sleepy hook it up!
47. Oh. Giggles is getting herself some carne, and it ain’t asada.
48. Get it in girl.
49. Schoolgirl’s gettin’ these letters from prison but I can’t even get a guy to text me back.
50. Wait never mind, he ghosted her.
51. I feel you girl, I feel you.
52. Nothing good can come from these kids fucking around with Suavecito.
53. Oh hey Salma. How long you been in this movie?
54. Yas girls, spill that tea about Juan!
55. “He scams, wins your heart, then disappears like a bandit. It’s fucked up.” Sounds like all my exes.
56. That was the most random kiss between Shadow and Whisper? I’m uncomfortable.
57. This Duran guy is a big walking red flag.
58. “You’d rather be at home lost in your dreams” Real smooth Duran. Real fucking smooth.
59. Este pinche víbora. You deserve better Schoolgirl!
60. He ‘bout to get killed, isn’t he?
61. RIP Duran.
62. OH SHIT HE’S JUAN?! I’M SHOOK.
63. Yep he’s dead.
64. Should I be sad?
65. I'm not.
66. LMAO at the thong in the casket. What a legacy.
67. I knew those kids would fuck shit up! They always do.
68. Life lesson: never have kids.
69. “We can’t count on the boys to take care of us and our kids. We have our own meetings now and we defend our neighborhood.” These cholas are the real HBICs.
70. OH MY FUCKING GOD. NO. I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. NOT THE LITTLE GIRL! NO. NO. NO.
71. I’m shaking.
72. I wasn't made for this this vida loca.