This One Question Will Determine How Dirty Your Mind Is
No amount of soap can save you now. You might as well bask in the filth and embrace it.
Your naughty side is always there, lingering and waiting for the perfect moment to reawaken and taint everyone around you.
You probably giggle at the sight of the number 69 and you always think even the most innocent objects look phallic. It's a skill not everyone can posses.
Not only have you mastered the art of dirty, you are literally living it. Even something simple like eating a banana can take a wrong turn with you.
Not only are you dirty; you are creatively dirty! You manage to make even the most obscure things about sex and it's become second-nature to you.
You may be mild, but your thoughts are flamin' hot! Your naughty thoughts have an edge that no one else has.
You are the ultimate seducer. You speak romance, but you do it in the most sensual way possible. You are sly about your dirty mind, but it is totally there.
You don't have time to focus on dicks when there are puppies and pizza to think about instead. Let's hope that snow doesn't turn yellow anytime soon.
A banana is just a banana and a cock is a rooster. Your mind is spotless and you like to keep it that way.