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21 Things Only Costco Food Lovers Will Understand

Google search: "Can you marry a chicken bake?"

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1. You're always willing to brave the epic lines...

Disneyland, but with cheaper food.
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Disneyland, but with cheaper food.

2. ...because your passion for deliciously cheap food conquers all. 😍

That bite is way too small.
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That bite is way too small.

3. Even if you don't have a membership, you know just how to get your fix.

::Googles "Costco with outdoor food court"::
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::Googles "Costco with outdoor food court"::

4. Some of the hardest decisions you've ever made took place at the food court.

It's like choosing between your children.
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It's like choosing between your children.

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5. But then you remember just how cheap it all is...

A deal that will hopefully last another 30 years.
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A deal that will hopefully last another 30 years.

6. ...and you realize you don't actually have to choose between your favorites.

Wrap that up and shove it my mouth.
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Wrap that up and shove it my mouth.

7. Depending on your mood, you sometimes go for the classics.

"The best $1.50 I've ever spent."
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"The best $1.50 I've ever spent."

8. But can't resist changing it up once in a while for a newer member of the Costco food family.

Why wait for summer for some good-ass BBQ?
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Why wait for summer for some good-ass BBQ?

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9. You're pretty sure Domino's wishes it made pizza this delicious.

And Papa John's, and Pizza Hut, and Little Caesars, etc.
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And Papa John's, and Pizza Hut, and Little Caesars, etc.

10. And you feel an obligation to share the love with all your family and friends.

"Carry out!"
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"Carry out!"

11. The pizza hotline is the only phone call you actually want to make.

"I know when that hotline bling."
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"I know when that hotline bling."

12. You're willing to get third-degree burns just to get a chicken bake in your mouth.

Cheesy chicken heaven.
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Cheesy chicken heaven.

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13. And you always stock up just so you can get that same cheesy burn at home.

"This counts as cooking, right?"
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"This counts as cooking, right?"

14. You know that the real sandwich artists aren't even at Subway.

Fuck your meatball sub, give me a hot turkey and provolone.
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Fuck your meatball sub, give me a hot turkey and provolone.

15. You feel like your favorite item is threatened every time a newcomer tries to steal its spotlight.

You may just kill somebody.

You may just kill somebody.

16. You consider a berry sundae to be your daily serving of fruit...

It counts.
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It counts.

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17. ...and a berry smoothie basically a cleanse.

Maybe a sugar cleanse.
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Maybe a sugar cleanse.

18. But then you chase it with an arm-sized churro and it doesn't matter anyway.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

19. You prefer getting your caffeine fix from Costco rather than other places.

Seems pretty obvious which one is the better one.
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Seems pretty obvious which one is the better one.

20. You're aware there are these things called ~salads~ too, but your expectations are a little more greasy.

Moving on...
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Moving on...

21. And finally, you look forward to passing on your delicious obsession to future generations.

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