1.
This is a thicc tree, not a thicc booty:
3.
This is a water molecule, not some sweet cheeks.
4.
This is definitely a tree, not a butt getting impaled.
5.
This is bath foam, not a butthole collecting water. Get your mind outta the gutter.
6.
This is a squash and most definitely not a butt crack.
7.
This is a big blimp, not a big butt:
8.
This is the back of Jesus' face, not a butt chillin' in some hay.
9.
These are potatoes under a rag, not tiny lil' butts.
10.
This is a crushed can, not a perfectly symmetrical booty.
11.
This is a thumbprint cookie, not a bent over bum.
12.
This is a mattress, not a butt whatsoever.
13.
These are two mittens that were altered a bit, not a festive ass.
14.
This is Ben Franklin NOT wearing two sets of butts:
15.
This is a closed eye, not a peek-a-boo tush:
16.
This is a rock, not a rock person grabbin' their own butt:
17.
This is a coffee stain, not a booty hole.
18.
This is a weird chair, not a butt and legs.
19.
These are some 98 cent flip flops, not a nudist bent over at the beach.
20.
This is a regular fountain, not a thong-wearing fountain.
21.
And finally, these are mushrooms, not a butt AND penis.