21 Things That Are Definitely NOT Butts

    It's called BUTTernut squash for a reason.

    1. This is a thicc tree, not a thicc booty:

    2. This is ice cream, not a tasty butt:

    3. This is a water molecule, not some sweet cheeks.

    4. This is definitely a tree, not a butt getting impaled.

    5. This is bath foam, not a butthole collecting water. Get your mind outta the gutter.

    6. This is a squash and most definitely not a butt crack.

    7. This is a big blimp, not a big butt:

    8. This is the back of Jesus' face, not a butt chillin' in some hay.

    9. These are potatoes under a rag, not tiny lil' butts.

    10. This is a crushed can, not a perfectly symmetrical booty.

    11. This is a thumbprint cookie, not a bent over bum.

    12. This is a mattress, not a butt whatsoever.

    13. These are two mittens that were altered a bit, not a festive ass.

    14. This is Ben Franklin NOT wearing two sets of butts:

    15. This is a closed eye, not a peek-a-boo tush:

    16. This is a rock, not a rock person grabbin' their own butt:

    17. This is a coffee stain, not a booty hole.

    18. This is a weird chair, not a butt and legs.

    19. These are some 98 cent flip flops, not a nudist bent over at the beach.

    20. This is a regular fountain, not a thong-wearing fountain.

    21. And finally, these are mushrooms, not a butt AND penis.