This all begins with a drunken human sandwich with Tenoch (Diego Luna) on the left, Luisa (Maribel Verdú) in the middle, and Julio (Gael García Bernal) on the right, during a chill night out by the beach.
They then return to their room and Tenoch decides to make a move while Julio lays around half-naked and watches in awe.
But why stare when you can have some cake instead?
And while Luisa then goes down under to hunt for some one-eyed snakes...
...Tenoch and Julio have a moment that can only be described as "HOLY SHIT THEY'RE GONNA KISS!"
And then, finally, they proceed to kiss...
...and kiss, and kiss, and kiss.
And just like Diego can't wipe it from his memory, we can't either.